#smoothrecord

[night-of-no-stars]

long live the legendary wheelie jenkins

[night-of-no-stars]

so our school magazine did a feature on underage sex

but what i’m actually curious about is the behind-the-scenes sequence for getting the cover photo like

"hey can you just kinda. put that condom on a banana for me please

thanks”

"that is a uh

very brightly colored condom"

[mlynar-nearl]

smoothrecord check the thing you just reblogged, the "about me" meme????

[sharpshootingstars]

so hi

Hi! : D

[thetricksterstempest]

College? (Sorry I was so long with the starter I had a writer's block but it's gone now)

9 - It’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost.

You've never heard the library so silent. You're the only person on this floor, and the stillness of the building - usually fairly well populated with other students studying - is driving you insane. It is deafening, the silence, but you have to soldier on. You NEED a good grade on this. What subject are you even cramming for? God you need sleep. One more hour, you think, glancing at the clock hanging on the wall opposite you. Yeah. One more hour and then you'll holy shit what the fuck was that.

Yeah, you definitely just saw a person in your peripheral, but you know there's no one else here.

"Hello?"

[strider-related-incident]

I keep watching that video of you and Max and I'm gonna cry you're such fucking idiots. I love you.

((ilu amy i am happy our idea spawned such a beautiful video of our antics as dork friends and culminated such a serious friendship between him and i

[fabricatedportrait]

Well since you asked: Pretty often I accidentally injure myself and once I fell over the railing of a staircase from the second floor onto tile and I survived with only a bump on the roof of my mouth that vanished like, a week later.

omfg im glad youre okfact not actually about me but very related: when my sister was 3 she fell off a 2 story window and only has a scar on her after landing in bushes!

[thetricksterstempest]

(( Whoops, that last post was supposed to not be a post but a private response. Anyways, yeah, if any of you guys would like to set up something, or start an rp, feel totally free to come into my inbox and let me know! ))