#dumb puns

[justsomepetermemes]

[crazygnomenclature]

Well Tut-Tut.

Try this joke on a partner if you to see their eyes roll right out of their head.

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[thebat-musicman]

Im not sorry

Jason: Tim I need you to be straight with me

Tim: Wow Jason I never thought you were homophobic

Jason:

Tim: *finger guns*

Bruce: Duke, can you call your siblings down for dinner?

Duke, using his powers: Don’t you mean…dimmer? *puts on sunglasses*

Bruce: How long have you been carrying those around?

Duke: …three months

Tim: When I first met Damian he tried to stab me!

Dick: That’s just his way of saying knife to meet you.

Tim: …

Dick: Hey my sword play isn’t that bad

Tim: just leave

[lizardho]

A rock climbing wall made of dildos call that a cock climbing wall.

Is this anything? Also, whose joke did I just steal because I can’t be the first person to think of this.

[katsumistar]

Chapter 139: Go Anya, Go!

Chapter 139 is...electrifying! (I'm sorry. Forgive the pun.)

Unbeknownst to Loid, Anya has decided to take on the mission he can't. And--just a minute, Loid--we know you're Westalis's best spy...but please surrender to those nurses and rest! Sometimes surrender is a good thing, my man. Then again, if I knew (unlike Loid) my kid was in the midst of a precarious situation, I'd be climbing the walls to protect my kid too. (Where's Yor?!)

Fiona is trying her darndest to track down Donovan on the Neurology floor, but two guards are in her way. I'm not sure if "Mr. Mitchell" is code for their VIP patient, yet Desmond and Dr. Surjay's reason for visiting the hospital was revealed. They are there to visit Prime Mister Chipmunk--er, former Prime Minister Chapman. (Not sure how you fumbled that, honey) After gaining some information from the nurses, Fiona finally decides to shoot a listening device from a third floor window, foreshadowing Anya's own listening in. Of course, Anya is still on the chase.

Edit: I’m not sure if the second guy is Dr. Surjay or not…but for now let’s assume he is.

Before we dig into that, the conversation between Desmond and Dr. Surjay brings up so many questions. Like we saw in chapter 91, this chapter confirmed that Chapman was the prime minister during the start of the East-West war. But now he lies in bed frail and comatose, a tracheotomy in his throat, apparently on his deathbed. Dr. Surjay and Desmond share some words about Chapman, barely seeming to conceal their dislike of him. It seems the guilt and weight of things that happened during his time in office still hang over him and are viewed unfavorably. "I certainly do owe him a great debt," Desmond says. Did he help get Desmond into office? Did the war work in Desmond's favor? Who knows.

Desmond gazes down on Chapman with an inscrutable expression, and says "I wonder what he's thinking now." Which sparks another electrifying question. Can Donovan read minds? Maybe he can't read the minds of comatose people. Perhaps he can read intentions or look into thoughts, like a language half-understood. Can he see visions? My wager is he does have a power, and this chapter doesn't deny it, and seems to imply it.

Dr. Surjay, the former director is coldly pragmatic. "Medically speaking, probably nothing at all...dreaming that he's in hell or something. What a pitiful man." What happened? Water under the bridge, skeletons in the closet. Skeletons creepier than Donovan Desmond's eyes? It's not hard to believe that Dr. Surjay could've had a hand in Project Apple, or dark experiments for some greed or political gain Perhaps Chapman witnessed grim things indeed.

This would be a grim chapter indeed without the antics of our intrepid rascal, Anya! She decides to switch clothing with a girl (how cute) and tries to get past the guard. If I were him, I'd be wondering what's with that kid too. Anya tries, but the guard sticks to "None Shall Pass." And he's pretty good at playing catch. Maybe Loid should give Anya some acting lessons. She's got imagination and spunk, but you sound a little wooden! Still, you've got to admire her scrappiness.

Finally, Anya decides to use her super-power and scampers to the 5th floor, just above the room where the final "boss" is. Anya can't find him through the mass of voices. Then Anya has an epiphany...who is man most like Sy-on Boy, the man most like the one Damian thinks of? And Anya knows Damian's inner world. She focuses...and ZING!

Anya locks in. (Snap, crackle, pop!)

The intensity rises. Anya's nose starts to bleed. What is she sensing? A vision in Chapman's mind? Detecting Donovan? A rise in her powers? Her hair "horns" crackle with energy. Are they antennae? I'm not sure about that theory but perhaps they put microchips in her head? A stretch, sure, but microchips were invented in the late 1950s and did exist in the late 1960s...and there Endo Sensei leaves us.

We're electrified to know what happens next. (Boy he loves his cliffhangers!)

It's possible we might get a glimpse of Anya's backstory...or more legitimate confirmation of Donovan's powers. Some answers to the darkness behind the East-West war--something I'm curious about!

All the same, Anya's in a vulnerable place. Hurry, Mama Yor! Zip zap!

[icedghostlatte-art]

Waist of time. Get it? Haha, alright I'll see myself out.

[mayapapaya33]

The fact that Aabria must have shopped around for names that ended with A just to make a stupid Alloy pun is so annoying she and Brennan deserve each other may they rot together in bird hell as best friends forever.

[abiwaif]

I knew a girl who dated an electrician, but it didn't last.

She said there was no spark. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Good night