#ottovonmememarck

[yurinluck]

Heyoo

hey tony!! you have a nice blog and you’re really fun to talk to esp about quality ships wink wink. you have such a warm nice personality so it’s really fun being mutuals w you even if we may not talk all the time!!

[candyredterezii]

BY THE WAY GOOD FUCKING LUCK AT THAT CON I'D GO IF I LIVED IN OHIO BUT I LIVE IN CA AND MY CON OF THE YEAR IS IN A MONTH AND IM STILL IN THE STRESSY PLANNING STAGE [crushes drink in hand] IM FINE

AAAAA  I WISH YOU LUCK TOO THANK YOU AAA

[iheartpkmn]

ottovonmememarck B)

loud memeing noises that’s what i think of u

[skyward-sonnet]

I CUT MY ANKLE WHILE SHAVING AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL AND THERE AREN'T ANY FUCKING BAND-AIDS IN MY HOUSE I'M GOING TO SUE GOD

[night-of-no-stars]

blank space music video = daisy buchanan gone wild

[night-of-no-stars]

so our school magazine did a feature on underage sex

but what i’m actually curious about is the behind-the-scenes sequence for getting the cover photo like

"hey can you just kinda. put that condom on a banana for me please

thanks”

"that is a uh

very brightly colored condom"

[iheartpkmn]

tONY U FUCKER UNREBLOG THAT RIGHT NOW I SAW U

[yurinluck]

fUKUARA FOR THE SHIP THING IF YOURE STILL DOIBG IT B)

HECK YEAH

send me a ship and i’ll answer:

who takes longer showers?

arakita takes very short showers while fuku kinda just gets lost in a trance in the stall while thinking about biking until he hears a very angry "OI HURRY UP I NEED TO PISS"

how do they make up after a fight?

if fukus at fault he usually approaches arakita and v formally apologizes like "im sincerely sorry. i request your forgiveness" and arakitas just like TCH..........fine (but inside hes screaming)

if arakitas at fault then hes first too stubborn to apologize but arakita cant go too long without his daily fuku supply so he eventually apologizes/yells at fuku and fuku's just like ok. come here into my arms.

who prefers rain and who prefers sun?

arakita hates the rain he complains about it so much all DAMMIT CANT EVEN BIKE IN ALL THIS DAMN MUD but fukus just w/e he likes staying inside watching the rain

what’s their favorite place to go together?

HONESTLY..........maybe that cliff place where they first met and got in that fateful fight :') now they have picnics there

who’s more likely to be voted prom king/queen?

fuku mostly bc people are too scared of arakitas angry outside personality

do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.?

only major ones like yearly things since both of them aren't really the mushy type

who’d pressure the other into singing karaoke?

TWO SCENARIOS OMG:

a) fuku stoically singing to jpop and arakitas just like omg then fukus like ARAKITA. COME JOIN ME and arakitas like FUCK OFF FUKU-CHAN

b) arakita drunk off his ass and screaming to slow love songs and being all "fuku-chaaaaaaan come sing with meeee why dont you have fun for once you stone-face"

what’s their nightly routine?

arakita: brush his teeth, change into pjs, take out contacts (SHAMELESSLY HAS GLASSES HCs FOR ALL MY FAVES), watch tv in bed next to fuku, sleep at like 11 pm

fuku: brush his teeth, change into pjs, PLAY A GAME OF LOVE LIVE, sleep at 10 pm

who’s more likely to burn dinner?

arakita's only knowledge of cooking is ordering pizza for delivery