For fanon nopes– I do NOT like Sonic like so many people seem to think I do. Not romantically, not platonically, not in any way. I worked with him in the movie because I kinda had to so the Earth wouldn’t, y’know, literally explode. It was out of necessity and it sucked. Like I understand that we had that whole heartfelt conversation on the Moon and stuff, and I *guess* I see how people could draw something from that, but like…no. He’s not endearingly annoying, he’s just normal annoying. Get me away from him and let me live with Stone, I beg.
And another, smaller nope– I’m not that serious guys. I’m really not. I’m like 15 at most. The brooding is from being forced to be a living weapon, that’s not really me. Are we ignoring that whole montage of my memories with Maria? Making candy angels in the smashed food?? I just need like, a month to adjust to a healthy living situation and I’ll be a (mostly) normal cringe teen, I swear.
- Shadow the Hedgehog (fictive, not kin)
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