#smoshsquad

[psmosh]

Shayne: Are you crazy?

Olivia: I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.

[daik3n]

[classysmosh]

Someone who hasn’t seen smosh explain this.

[st00pidlibra]

PLEASE TELL ME IM WRONG

[joshhcrtnett]

x

[irlm3rmaid]

Jealous: Shayne Topp Imagine

A/N: This was requested by @lovelymisslovett and this is really bad bc I’m really bad at angst but bare with me here, random gif btw

Words: 988 words 

Warnings: Really bad angst 

You laughed at a joke Damien made as you placed down your card. You, Damien, Wes, Boze, and Mari were playing Cards Against Humanity on a livestream. Shayne was behind the camera watching with the rest of the crew. 

All of the fans knew you were dating and supported you completely. But lots of people still shipped you a lot with Damien. To you Damien was like a best friend to you who could you make you laugh at an instant. Shayne was your true best friend though. 

As the livestream progressed you noticed from the corner of your eye an odd expression on Shaye’s face. Anger? Sadness? Both? You no had idea but you noted in the back of your head that you’d confront him about it later. 

The livestream soon ended and it was the end of the day. As you made your way over to Shayne all he did was get up and leave the room. It shocked you a bit as he usually would give you a hug or a kiss on the cheek when it’s the end of the day. 

You walked to the Smosh Squad room to see Shayne grabbing his stuff. He walked over to you, shoved your stuff into your hands, and walked out. You hurriedly followed after him.You lived together and you’d always drive to and from work together as well. You got into his car and there was complete silence all the way home. Once you both walked in Shayne still continued to ignore you. 

“What’s up with you today?” You asked calmly, attempting to avoid an argument. 

“What’s up with me? The real question is what’s up with you?” he retorted back slightly raising his voice. 

“What are you talking about? I didn’t do anything wrong,” you hesitantly said in confusion.

“Just forget about it, I’m going out,” he said and ran out the door. 

You sighed and brought your hand to your forehead, trying to figure what made him so angry. You walked into your shared bedroom and threw on a random t-shirt, sweatpants, and fluffy socks Shayne got you since it was fairly cold in your apartment. You trudged to the kitchen and began to make yourself dinner since you knew he was probably over Damien’s house to talk it out with him. If he couldn’t tell you something, which he usually did, he’d go to Damien. 

Cooking for yourself didn’t feel quite the same without Shayne there but you managed. Just the scent of the food and the soft music playing made you forget about it just for a little awhile. You ate your dinner in peace but missed the laughter that always ensued when you’d both have dinner together. 

After you ate your food your decided to watch some comedy movies to keep Shayne off your mind but the dad jokes and offensive humor only reminded you more of Shayne. You felt your phone bing next to you and what you read shocked you. 

Shayne just drunk texted me saying he was jealous of me so I picked him up from the bar, please come over and help.

I read the text Damien sent and immediately grabbed my things and rushed out the door. The drive to Damien’s house was silent but your mind was far from it. 

You eventually made it to Damien’s house and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a sleepy-eyed Damien. It was 1am after all. 

“You better sort this out because I need my sleep,” Damien said grumpily as you quickly came in. 

You saw a semi-sober Shayne sitting on the couch with evident tear stained eyes. The sight of him made your heart break. Damien walked back into his room to give you privacy. 

“Hi,” you said softly taking a seat next to Shayne. 

Shayne took a sip of water and faced you. His gaze softened just at the sight of your sad face. You were heartbroken and you still didn’t know why he was like this. 

“I was jealous of you and Damien,” he said as he looked at you with guilt. 

“Why exactly were you jealous?” you questioned as you kept your gaze on him. 

“You just seem so happy with him and you were laughing so much it just made me jealous. I was scared you didn’t like me anymore,” he sadly explained as he looked down and fiddled with his fingers.

“Shayne that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” you said and his head shot up. 

His expression looked as he thought you were serious. 

“I’ve only ever loved one person and that’s you. When you were gone I realized how lonely it felt without you. Damien is just one of my closest friends but really you’re my best friend,” you confessed as you caressed his cheek.

He stared lovingly at you. You wrapped your arms around him as he softly cried into your shoulder. You rubbed his back and whispered kind words in his ear. He eventually stopped crying and stifled a laugh with teary stained eyes.

“What would I ever do without you?” he whispered as you shrugged.

“Probably die,” you replied sarcastically as you both laughed. 

You grabbed his hand and pulled him up from the couch. You drove him home to your shared apartment. He made himself a glass of water and went into the bedroom as you cleaned up what you left behind. 

You walked into the bedroom to already see him asleep. A soft smile crept up onto your face as you slipped in next to him. Unconsciously, he wrapped his arms around you. As you slipped into the dream world the smile you held never left your face.

You knew before you went to sleep, you’d never love anyone else.  

[too-many-famdoms-to-be-real-blog]

Heyyyy.

[irlm3rmaid]

Nightmares: Damien Haas Imagine

A/N: This was requested by @emilyisinlove36 and it’s so cute aahh, the gif is random but whateves lmao, and I suggest you listen to Medicine by Daughter while reading this bc it just gives it the soft vibe I want it to have

Words: 868 words

Warnings: A little bit angsty, but very fluffy 

Pairing: Damien x Reader

“Stay away!” You screamed as you ran up the stairs. 

You heard footsteps pounding that made you tremble in fear. The footsteps grew closer as you curled up into a ball in the dark closet while tears streamed down your face. You could hear his loud breathing through the door which didn’t seem possible but this psycho seemed to be able to do it. 

You kept your mouth shut as you heard him start to walk away which made you sigh in relief. But suddenly, the door slammed open and he grabbed you by your legs.You screamed and screamed but no one heard you.

No one heard you. 

You flew up out of bed drenched in sweat.You calmed your breathing and looked beside you to see a cute little Damien sleeping. You sighed in relief as it was just a dream but this dream had been occurring every night for a week now. You got up off the bed and made your way to the kitchen. 

Keeping quiet was difficult but you managed. You walked into the kitchen and turned on the light. It was approximately 3am since the sky wasn’t as pitch black as it was but it had a bit of color. The sound of the air conditioning, your footsteps, and your own breath were the only sounds you heard. You were concentrating on trying not to imagine the dream but it was difficult. 

What if it actually happened in real life and Damien wasn’t there with you and you couldn’t protect yourself?

You took out a cup covered in the Marvel superheroes and began to make tea for yourself.You poured the dark brown liquid into the cup and let it cool down before taking a sip. The tea soothed your throat from how dry it was.

Your fluffy socks protected you from the coldness of the floor below you as you paced around the kitchen attempting to not think about the dream while staying as quiet as possible. You really didn’t want to wake up Damien from his peaceful sleep, unlike your nightmare that wasn’t so peaceful. 

Just your luck, faint footsteps were heard as a sleep-eyed Damien emerged into the light. You sighed as your attempts to being quiet failed and took another sip of tea while looking at Damien rubbing his eyes. He was so cute when he was sleepy, he was just so cute in general. 

You weakly smiled at him as he walked over to you with a look of confusion.

“Why are you up at 3am drinking tea out of a Marvel cup?” He asked in a raspy tired voice that made your heart flutter. 

“I was thirsty,” you lied as you took another sip of your tea. 

He obviously didn’t believe you as he raised his eyebrows and put his hands on his hips. 

“You’re lying,” Damien replied eyeing you with concern.  

“No I’m not, I was just thirsty,” you quickly retorted but you knew he still wasn’t going to believe you. 

“Tell me the truth Y/N,” Damien said getting closer to your while taking a hold of your hands, a small gesture that made you smile a bit. 

“Okay, well I had a nightmare,” you mumbled but somehow he was able to hear you. 

His face softened as he slowly took you back to your bedroom. Damien lied down and you lied down next to him. He turned to you and continued to hold your hands. 

“Do you want to tell me about it?” he stared directly into your eyes as you stared back into his gorgeous hazel ones.

“So, I was being chased by an intruder while you were out. I hid in the closet and I thought I was okay but then the door slammed open and he pulled me by my legs. I screamed and screamed but no one seemed to hear me. I woke up covered in sweat and was breathing heavily. I’ve been having this dream every day now for a week now,” you explained as tears threatened to spill. 

He looked at you with such a caring and concerned expression. He pulled you into his chest and wrapped his arm around you protectively. He was on the side facing the door that made you feel even safer. 

“I’ll always to protect you,” he whispered softly as you smiled into his warm chest. 

He intertwined your legs that made you feel even more comfort. He began to soothingly run his fingers through your hair. It calmed you down even more.You yawned and cuddled closer which didn’t seem possible. 

“I love you Damien,” you whispered but it was muffled since your face was buried in his chest but he still heard you. 

“I love you too Y/N,” he whispered back as you slipped out of consciousness. 

You never had the dream again after that since you knew that Damien would always be there to protect you.