#smreq

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My liege, I do respectfully entreat that, whenever it may please thee, thou wouldst compose a post most centered upon Kevin.

kevpost at last brother 🙏 sorry for delay there was a tunnel

KEVPOST!! (pt.149)

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SHOUTOUT AND THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH TO @dridwine MY FRENCH GOAT THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP WITH COHERENT TRANSLATION ♥️♥️♥️ (went rogue at the end so if that bit is wrong that is once again my fault 😭)

closest english translation i was aiming for: “i have written many drafts on your behalf, and you will not use a single one. i promised, and you, too, will be held to it. you bitch.”

Also ☝️i Do Not Like chickens and i give to u kevin day. one of the three things i am scared of. and again i’d not say “scared” but i do not fucking like them and i don’t trust them. i’m a vegetarian but even if i wasn’t i wouldn’t eat them because i don’t fucking trust them i don’t know what they’re up to. chicken run (2000) was excellent propaganda i will say but it was not enough when faced with the reality. repugnant creature. they can exist thats none of my business but stay the fuck away from me. anyway yeah giving that to kevin because i think he’d also be unsettled

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i absolutely adore ur socmed au it's so funny and entertaining, can we see a lil more of jean and neil interactions 🙏🏻 they're such a duo

1ST OCTOBER IM SO SORRY 😭 at long long last. jeaneilpost SORRY

pt.140!!

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why did neil choose to bake navettes? well.

taglist!! 🎉🎨❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @vreow @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @dragonslayer26806 @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea

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Hi!l really love your socmed au because it fits the characters so well especially Jean

Can you please do another part with him I would sell my soul for it honestly🙏

SORRY FOR THE MILLION YEAR DELAY. I BRING YOU MY HUMBLE APOLOGIES AND A MISERABLE FRENCHMAN

pt.138!!

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foutre le camp (i am led to believe) = go to hell/begone/go away but please correct me if this is not quite right as my french has previously been abominable

EC ref here to kevin learning piano after retiring from exy. which. as a former pianist former alcoholic former addict former athlete (and that sports obsession was borne from sheer desperation) current history student and current nightmare and lunatic. i’ve got a lot of thoughts about. it comes back to you when you sit down. whether you like it or not. i don’t want to play something beautiful. i want it to be perfect and i want it to be a mess. it won’t be. but i know the keys to press.

taglist!! 🎉🎨❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @vreow @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @dragonslayer26806 @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea

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give kevin a strange situationship with a random man and i will give you my first born (mostly directed towards the socmed au but NORA IF UR LISTENING PLEASE)

so this ask will be 3 months old tomorrow. truly my bad. and even worse i have actually done not quite this. i did think about it i really did but i can’t get myself to invent a situationship when the Original devastationship is right in front of us. i present to u the kevjean episode of the socmed au (w smattering of unrelated tweets just because i have too many saved up 😭)

Pt. 129!!

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propaganda for my kevjean playlist if we’re being quite honest. parachute by hayley williams listen NOW please. “i thought you were gonna catch me/i never stopped falling for you/ now i know better never let me leave home without a parachute” and the entire second verse with her voice cracks UGH. the full playlist bangs but this is a pillar of it

taglist!! 🎉🎨❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @vreow @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @mediaconsumesme @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea

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may i humbly request to see some katesethaaron in socmed i love my sillies so bad

may i humbly apologise for the three month delay. but at long last katesethaaron socmed episode

pt.132!!

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seth’s neurosurgery skateboarding rap is to be read in beastie boys cadence. and i am so tempted to write more of it because the other option is my shitting dissertation but we ignore that

and not the main part of this obvi but allison armpit sniffer truthing !! i am a vessel for the word of the lord u must believe mee

taglist!! 🎉🎨❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @vreow @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @mediaconsumesme @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea

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Deeply obsessed with the reference of Andrew GPSing Neil AND Kevin... he WOULD. I know it's hard to express in social media because the way they show affection is often by irritating each other but would LOVE if you ever get around to it one of these days some more of the social posts that showcase the Andrew & Kevin and Neil & Kevin best friendisms. That's literally their guy... (Matt might beat out Kevin for Neil but I do truly think he's Andrew's best friend. They are all menaces but they do also deeply care about each other and I am so fond of them.)

HIII sorry for leaving this over a month!! delightful concept thank u 😭 i offer u THESE <333

pt.120!!

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to clarify, that andrew magazine is 100% neil’s arospec ass porn. he just likes to keep it and look at it and go huh. i’m going to go find andrew now. never really connects the dots.

wont mean anything because i STILL haven’t posted the freshmen lore drop but those 3 specific baits were targeted at jack (murder confession, jack would have waited for further details and then probably have tried to blackmail neil), katy (matt/nicky drama, katy is worse than nicky for gossip and interpersonal dramas), and aliona (would have lost her shit with neil for not being registered to vote)

(if not clear, texts are andrew to neil then kevin to renee)

taglist!! 🎉🎨❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @mediaconsumesme @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea

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Never in my life would I have thought I’d ever ship katesethaaron but now I’m constantly waiting for your socmed AU updates frothing at the mouth for more of them I’m obsessed especially their group chat messages omg I need MORE

ok SO. i have potentially misunderstood this because i apparently have the reading comprehension of a fucking walnut so i offer u foxes group chat and hope you didnt mean katesethaaron group chat 😭 anyway

pt.111!!

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group chat 1 from dan’s phone and 2 from renee’s in case not clear ♥️

also apologies for delay in replying to this i have no excuse i simply have the organisational skills of a rat turned human and forced to go to work

tags for the homies ❤️ 🦔 @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @dragonslayer26806 @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea

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hate to ask because youre probably busy BUT could we get more Jean content, i love his attitude especially how he treats Neil and Kevin its so funny and i reread TGR recently and miss the trojans so please if you can, could we get more Jean Moreau content

OBLIGATORY DELAY APOLOGY SORRY HERE IS JEANNAISSANCE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

pt.115!!

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taglist for brethren!! 🎉🎨❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @dragonslayer26806 @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea