#smurfskin

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head in hands

I think I kin. A fucking. Smurf. Not only a Smurf (because that's embarrassing enough), but a noncanon Smurf!!

Grabbing the kin gods by the collar and shaking them around- Why???? Why are you doing this to me?????? I'm already a troll and a hobbit, what do I have to gain from being a Smurf????? Why am I always little fictional creatures who like music and food???? And noncanon at that!!!

I was literally watching The Lost Village for no reason other than boredom, that's literally it, and somehow the kin gods thought it'd be funny to dangle the fact that I might've been like... Pretty much the opposite of Smurfette in which after I was created, I was sent to the forbidden forest, and found the village there. But I never came back, so he just assumed I had died and focused on Smurfette.

Like! This isn't even kinsidering anymore! I have memories of being a Smurf. What the fuck.

-Smurfoak #🌲🐾

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Hello! If anyone who sees this post is kin from The Smurfs, please send me an ask saying which character(s) you're kin with, how you were introduced to The Smurfs, and how/when you figured out you kinned from it! I'm doing a sociological study to figure out which character is kinned by the most people, and if there's any trends in kinfolks' introduction to the source. This will be open for responses until 2023.

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I feel like my intense chronic fatigue in this life is karma for all the times I told Lazy Smurf to "stop being lazy" and "just get up and work." Lazy Smurf, I'm so sorry. I understand everything now. I do an hour of schoolwork and I'm exhausted for the rest of the day, and then I get home and I just lie down in bed immediately. I don't know how you lived with this. I miss having the energy to write on a regular basis. -Brainy Smurf

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person on my tiktok fyp: haha my little brother kins a smurf how ridiculous and cringy is that

me, serious past life kin with brainy smurf, got kin memories of being a smurf before i even knew smurfs existed in this life, purposefully failed an eye test as a kindergartner to try and get glasses because the idea of having glasses made me feel happy, etc:

#little🐞

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anyone out there whos a sourcemate for one of my obscure kins: i love you with all of my heart. smurfs kins, wings of fire kins, pokemon mystery dungeon kins, kirby kins, wander over yonder kins... i love you all so very much even if you’re a character i hated in my canon i love you as you are now (because i am lonely and miss literally everyone.) #little🐞

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Hey everysmurf! (hehehe) I know there’s probably not very many of us kin with Smurfs out here, but I made a Smurfs kin server! Please come join if you’re kin with a smurf or another character from the series! https://discord.gg/fhuppm9 @fictionkinfessions could you promo me?

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I have no idea if I sent anything in when I kinfirmed this, or if I just kept it in my notes app where I promptly shunned the kin, but y'know what cringe is dead- shout out to any Smurfs out there.

I find it very funny that I have a Trolls (DreamWorks) kintype and a Smurfs kintype... also, Honorable Mention to the hobbit kintype. What's with me and little guys? Lmfao?? Even now I am, arguably, still a little guy. What is this. Probably my weirdest kin trope to be immediately honest.

Anyways, little about me, I suppose! I lived with the Smurf tribe that lived in the Forbidden Forest, and was the only boy (very Maze Runner of me, I know, I know). Don't ask me how that happened, because I genuinely don't know; what I do know is that it Wasn't magic or Gargamel related, thankfully. I was kinda just. There??? Smurf Willow might've found me, but the memory is fuzzy- I was always bad at accurately retelling other people's stories, anyways, lol. My name was Smurf Oak, or just Oak. I think one of Papa Smurf's kids called me Oakley on occasion? Though I'm not sure who, exactly, nor why? He just thought it was funny, I suppose.

Anywhooo, I'm gonna go watch The Lost Village and spend the duration wondering why I'm not there #noncanonlife 😎

- Smurf Oak #🐾🫐

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(Hello, Mod Party Cat! I'm doing a sociological study on my fellow Smurf kins- "hashtag just brainy smurf things" I guess- and I thought I'd send this here because there are a large amount of people following this blog, and thus it's more likely to reach Smurfs kins I don't know. I hope that's okay. -Brainy Smurf)

Hello! If anyone here is kin from The Smurfs, please send me an ask saying which character(s) you're kin with, how you were introduced to The Smurfs, and how/when you figured out you kinned from it! I'm doing a sociological study to figure out which character is kinned by the most people, and if there's any trends in kinfolks' introduction to the source. This will be open for responses until 2023.

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