#thesmurfskin

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head in hands

I think I kin. A fucking. Smurf. Not only a Smurf (because that's embarrassing enough), but a noncanon Smurf!!

Grabbing the kin gods by the collar and shaking them around- Why???? Why are you doing this to me?????? I'm already a troll and a hobbit, what do I have to gain from being a Smurf????? Why am I always little fictional creatures who like music and food???? And noncanon at that!!!

I was literally watching The Lost Village for no reason other than boredom, that's literally it, and somehow the kin gods thought it'd be funny to dangle the fact that I might've been like... Pretty much the opposite of Smurfette in which after I was created, I was sent to the forbidden forest, and found the village there. But I never came back, so he just assumed I had died and focused on Smurfette.

Like! This isn't even kinsidering anymore! I have memories of being a Smurf. What the fuck.

-Smurfoak #🌲🐾

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Barey anyone kins from this source and seeing as I’m the annoying know-it-all character who gets literally kicked out of the village on a nearly-episodic basis it’s not like theyd want to find me anyways! Everysmurf has their own friends theyre probably looking for, but I’m lonely. If any of you come back I swear I wont lecture you about how to do things right, I’ve learned my lesson! I just want the tight-knit community of the village back again. -Brainy Smurf

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I feel like my intense chronic fatigue in this life is karma for all the times I told Lazy Smurf to "stop being lazy" and "just get up and work." Lazy Smurf, I'm so sorry. I understand everything now. I do an hour of schoolwork and I'm exhausted for the rest of the day, and then I get home and I just lie down in bed immediately. I don't know how you lived with this. I miss having the energy to write on a regular basis. -Brainy Smurf

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It really annoys me that recent Smurf translations don't even bother to smurf in proper Smurf grammar. I acquired the most recent Smurf Tales for Hanukkah, and the grammar is atrocious- saying Smurfette looks "smurfing" instead of "smurfy" (smurfing is a verb, smurfy is an adjective), and writing "Brainy Smurf" as "Brainy smurf" (Smurf is always capitalized when referring to the species and not being used as a replacement word). The Mission Vileaf game is equally atrocious, having multiple characters smurf that bad things are "smurfy" instead of "unsmurfy," and the first Smurf Tales book has somesmurf call somesmurf else a "smurfar" instead of a "smurfer." The reason this is a kinfession? Because I know it wouldn't piss me off so much if I wasn't kin with Brainy Smurf. But deep down inside I'm still that Smurf who spends the entirety of Smurf vs. Smurf running around reading out of a grammar book. People who aren't kin probably don't even care about the improper grammar, but I cannot stand it!

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You know what??? I think all the people out there who kin from The Smurf’s are very cool. Hell yeah, little blue guys, that’s so cool 👍 Keep being yourselves, that’s super awesome ^^

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joining the kin clothes talk maybe a bit late- as a smurf kin i cannot go anywhere without a hat. when im in a brainy shift i feel genuinely incredibly uncomfortable to have my head bare my mind is like. Head Is Naked. even though i have hair thats not enough apparently

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the newest adaption of the smurfs is making my brainy kinnie self super happy!! like ok so basically almost all previous adaptions have had me have weirdly forced romantic moments with smurfette like all the other smurfs do, but also the cartoon did have me kiss a guy and moments with guys seem a lot more natural. anyways the newest adaption has me hanging out with smurfette completely platonically with no hints of any romance tease, and then also has another guy kiss me (not a guy i was into but yknow) and we’re only eight episodes in. i was gay in my canon so this makes me super happy. also sorry for the long ask mod party cat but im brainy smurf so talking for a super long time is kind of inevitable.

tl;dr Gay Smurf Rights, sincerely Brainy Smurf

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i run a server for a source i kin from and it’s really funny because basically every time my kin or his best friend gets brought up i end up going full kin-mode and everyone simultaneously understands and does not understand. someone was posting about an episode and i responded to them in a way normally for my current self and they were like “lol basically [character i kin] rn” and it’s free kin validation