#smut editor problems

[shell-senji]

Sometimes word choice isn’t a big deal. Other times...well...for example...

“He released about a gallon of cum”

A gallon.

[shell-senji]

I saw you received an interesting sex sentence, here is my horrible submission. (Don’t) enjoy! “He entered her puckering petals with one solid thrust from his lover’s shaft.” 💕💕

Ahhh, petals. A classic. 

Actually, while you and I jest, this is actually QUITE common and tbh, I’ve probably edited things not too different from this. Though I’d probably add a note recommending they “ramp up the heat” regarding “lover’s shaft.”

[shell-senji]

Back to work again, and not even fifty pages in, I (and the oh-so-lucky readers) get “eight inches of thick, throbbing meat.”

A few pages later, we’re treated to “ten-inch python.” 😑

Kill me now.