#smxrfs

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Have a small, quick slutty vanity.

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I wonder how many followers I would lose if I wrote a smutty Pargamel ficlet?

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I’ve had this sketched for almost a week. 

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Gargy be nicer to Tailor. 

This actually is not the thing I’ve been working on but I stopped and made it anyway. I was talking to Uncle Gargy on DA on this post about how live-action Gargamel's booties and shoes really make it look like he’s wearing boots and now thigh-highs are headcanon. 

Also Tailor should probably make him new underwear while he’s at it. 

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Homosorcerer's Smurf Blog. NSFW Smurfy Porn is posted here And yes, there is Gargy Smurf Porn.

So from now on any NSFW Smurf stuff is gonna be posted on this side blog of mine. I will be reblogging the SFW stuff there too but that will still be posted here. I don’t want to blind my followers with Smurf porn so if you WANT to see that, please follow this blog. 

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Update to @smurfhell

Dun click if you dun wanna see smurf porn.

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Ask/Anon me some kink/porn art ideas for young Gargy and I might consider them. (Smurf!Gargy is OK too.) You can even suggest other characters I could draw him with.

Just don’t ask for super gross-gross kinks or for me to draw him toppin’ ‘cause I ain’t into that. 

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cartoonsandcars replied to your post: Every time I see a picture of Papa drawn as a...

But for real why papa would never be a bottom

TBF, people ARE allowed to headcanon fictional characters any way they want and most of the time, while having prefs in my ships to who is top and who is bottom, it doesn’t actually meh me when I see the opposite. HOWEVER, I have these RARE “Daddy” type characters (Like Count Dooku or Papa) that I just absolutely hate seeing them take dick. Mostly because I want that fictional daddy dick for myself. 

Well, not for ME per se, but the characters I ship them with. 

Personal tastes.

-Resumes SCREAMING into the void for the sweet release of death.-