#snack quotes

[snackfixation]

It's more addictive than pistachios. Well, have you ever just eaten one pistachio?

Abby Sciuto, NCIS

[snackfixation]

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Raj Koothrappali, The Big Bang Theory

[snackfixation]

Oh, trust me, Doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert.

Charlie Bartlett, Charlie Bartlett

[snackfixation]

AAA batteries, dip, Skoal, Copenhagen, baby wipes, flavored Pringles in a can and adult diapers. As requested. Why do you need me to get all of this stuff?

Evan 'Scribe' Wright, Generation Kill

[snackfixation]

Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

The Cigarette Smoking Man, The X-Files

[snackfixation]

The real way to get a man is with melted cheese and cream of mushroom soup. He'll die at 50, but his love will be true.

Mary Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

[snackfixation]

Cinnamon's good with peaches.

Jewel, Deadwood

[snackfixation]

Oh the Lake District's lovely, lets definitely go there, we can eat scones, they do greats scones in the 1920s.

The Doctor, Doctor Who