Before you judge me, HEAR ME OUT Y'ALL! I am soooooooo hungry! Today was the mother of all days and I was going going going WITH GIRLS might I add, until what was left of me was a scattered brain and and hungry body! Horrible combination! As soon as we got back in the car from running errands, the girls fell asleep before I could even turn the keys in the ignition. Now I'm hungry, driving, and responsible for these precious girls for at least another couple of hours before this night comes to an end. Being the believer that I am in eating clean, I bypassed all the fast food restaurants with extremely convenient drive-thru windows, passed "go", collected my $200 and went straight on home! This was a full on SNAGEDY (Snack-Tragedy)!!! It went from bad to worse! I got to the point where I didn't know if I was thirsty or hungry! But this is where the training kicked in. I knew I needed energy fast, but fast energy for my body could have me feeling like crap for the rest of the night so.... I pulled up to the house feeling like Private Ryan in that Tom Hanks movie and had my friend/nieghbor watch my sleeping beauties while I ran into my kitchen! I threw my emergencies yams in that pot so fast!!! Ohhhhhhh my lord! I then proceeded to guzzle a bunch of water, went back outside and waited about 15 mins or so. Once that yam was barely ready (LOL) I cooked up a couple of eggs (removed most of the yoke) and threw it on top of that yam like it belonged there! The fresh Parmesan that made its way on top was sheer foodie behavior, but I am normal again y'all! Somebody needs to join the chorus with me, because now I can think, walk, and talk again. I can finish raising my children. Thank you Yam! Thank you Egg! And most of all thank you Creator for the Planet Earth and all it's bounty!!! I'm enjoying what you made! Now that folks is what #snackmasterflash calls #FastFood! *Wipes off forehead and exits stage left. *Fade to black. *Epilogue begins.