Chihuahuan Desert dashboard simulator
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🛣 roadrunnur follow done running, I drive now, bitch.
💧waterdetector follow ♻ w-ter 4/5 of a water detected. This post is rated VERY DRY
do NOT try and extend roots to this post.
🐕 Coyote-fugly follow Everyone please remember that when it’s hot out you should be seeking out a creek at least once every day to drink water, and that you should be peeing regularly if properly hydrated! 🦘Kagaroooorat follow ♻ Ok so first of all no one should listen to @coyote-fugly, he’s literally a predator, I saw him eating a quail yesterday. Second, not everyone needs to drink, or even pee, I hate it when critters are ignorant enough to think EVERYONE has absolute piece of shit kidneys like they do and NEED to drink instead of getting their water metabolically. 🌵cactUS follow ♻ And not everyone has the privilege of being able to go out and find a creek, many of us work our stomata off every day having a wide enough root system to get water you ignorant dog. 🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻ As much as I enjoy the drama, you guys need to realize not every post is about you. 🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻ Also i’m probably going to eat you/your fruits. 🌵cactUS follow ♻ you're going to eat MY WHAT??? 🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻ chomp chomp you dingus
(I will also poop out the seeds somewhere they can't germinate).
🐦⬛The-flycatcherrr follow The 5 Signs of a HIGHLY TOXIC insect: -bright colors -just kind of sitting there? Not even trying to get away. -No one else is eating them -taste like shit -tummy hurt
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Has anyone else ever seen rocks like these? 10/10 🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻ HaS aNyONe eLsE SEen rOckS LikE tHEsE? 10/10 🐍rattletail follow ♻ Wtf are you doing? 🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻ WtF aRe yOu doInG? 🐍rattletail follow ♻ I think sitting on top of a cactus and scream-singing at 3 am is stupid 🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻ I tHInK siTtiNg oN tOp oF A caCtUs aNd sCReaM-sInGiNG aT 3: aM iS sTuPiD 🐍rattletail follow ♻ Heh 🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird ♻ hEh.
🦎Side-blotchedlizard follow
I can’t be the only one who has wondered this:
Tumblr's opinion on the hottest throat-color morph in a guy?
Orange 🟧
Yellow 🟨
Blue 🟦
🦎Layingonarock follow ♻ I know you all are going to pick the dominant harem-forming orange-throated, but can we hear it for single-pairing blue-throated guys???
🦎Utautauta follow ♻ Yeah, but have you ever seen a yellow-throat on the edge of an orange-throat’s territory trying to get you to go out with him? It’s really cute ngl.
♀ New-Mexico-Whiptail follow ♻ Have literally any of you considered parthenogenesis? It's way easier than all this.
🐢 bigbendsliderfollow I’m beautiful, everyone loves me, I cannot die 🐢bigbendslider follow ♻ Motur Vehimcle colison :(
🐟Whitesandspupfish follow Remember, even if everyone knows where a critter lives it’s not nice to doxx them :( 🐠Pecospupfish follow ♻ he lives here btw
🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻ He liVeS HeRE bTw :(
🐇desertcottontail follow stop calling yourself "just a little guy" it's demeaning and honestly just plain weird. 🕊️blackchinnedhummingbirb follow ♻ I'm literally......4 grams 🐇desertcottontail follow ♻ Ok maybe you are just a little guy 🕊️blackchinnedhummingbirb follow ♻ I also want to kill hawks, and sometimes I think I can do it 🦅swainsonshawk follow ♻ uhhhhhh 🐿️rocksquirrel-875520428 follow ♻ !HAWK HAWK HAWK! 🐿️rocksquirrel-921053987 follow ♻ !HAWK HAWK HAWK! 🐿️rocksquirrel-3781344590 follow ♻ !HAWK HAWK HAWK!
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