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[rukia-writes]

How Snake and Canute de-stress you (18+ version)

Warnings: 18+, no minors 🔞, oral sex, sex

Step 1: Canute asks what’s wrong as he’s concerned about you. (No one stresses out his beloved)

Step 2: after listening to you talk about your problems, depending on how severe Canute will say/do

Option 1 (not so severe):” Do you want me to handle it because I can.” (Canute will ask first and he’ll be understanding about the whole situation offering to help.

Option 2 (severe): “I’ll handle it.” (There’s no asking. The King will handle it, come hell or high water

Step 3: now once Canute handles your stressful situation, thenn he relaxes you by taking his time with you, let me explain: Canute invited making love, he takes his time with your body, memorizes every curve and detail. Your tender spots? He knows where they are and gently kisses them as he makes Slow yet passionate love to you in his bedroom. Anyone who knocks on his door he just tells them to get lost, nothing and I mean nothing comes before you. Canute makes it his mission for the night to take away that stress.

Step 4: afterwards, You are relaxed. The situation is handled. Canute has just made MAD and sweet love to you. You are a new person. 👑

Step 1: Snake gives you that look- you know the one

Step 2: Snake asks “what’s the problem?”

Step 3: Finds out the problem and nods his head then slicks back his black hair and offers a solution. (No, no I mean he actually gives advice and helps. THAT comes first)

Step 4: Now comes the de-stressing. “I got this, don’t worry.” Snake assures you the proceeds to give you the most EXQUISITE HEAD known to man.

Or Step 5: some people aren’t into oral and that’s fine, good thing Snake has a big snake to help and he knows how to use it too (and it should be illegal. Make you forget your name, I promise). That tender spot you love so much..Snake knows it inside and out. You’ll forget why you were mad in the first place.

Step 6: You are pleased. You are thriving. You see the world clearly now. Your grass is watered. You are flourishing. 🐍

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can i have some aoi/light headcanons to water my crops?

YES I LOVE AOILIGHT! Spoilers for 999! Don’t say I didn’t warn you! There is one trigger warning in the post.

•Snake loves his boyfriend. A lot.

FIRST NONARY GAMES BAD END

•After the first nonary games (the timeline where Akane dies), Santa is NOT OKAY and on the boat ride back, Snake tries to comfort the distraught teenager who has just lost everything.

•Snake realizes that he is extremely lucky to have a sister and a family to go back to when he learns that Aoi is an orphan. He doesn’t say anything about his sister though, knowing that it would upset the teenager.

•However, Aoi knows that he has a sister from the speech earlier. This is when he realizes that he is the only one on the boat that isn’t ever going to see their sibling again.

•Does he have a crush on Snake? Perhaps. He loves the man’s manner of speaking and his ability to stay calm even though they were about to burn to death. Not to mention, Snake was kinda hot.

•He can’t focus on those feelings because he’s focused on the emotions of losing his sister.

•Him and Snake stay in touch but only barely.

FIRST NONARY GAME GOOD ENDING

•Aoi is more overjoyed than anything that his sister survived and doesn’t bother to pay attention to Snake until Snake tries to get his attention.

•Snake asks if the two of them can keep in touch. He totally doesn’t have a crush on the white-haired boy.

•The two of them end up becoming friends after the nonary game.

•However, Santa has to plan for the second nonary game so he cuts off all ties with Snake, begrudgingly.

•Aoi tries to convince his sister that Light doesn’t need to participate in the nonary games, but she refuses, explaining that his participation is important.

•When Snake sees him during the second nonary game, he is overjoyed but doesn’t show it externally.

•Every time that Aoi sees the body behind Door 3, he panics because the body could possibly be Light’s, even though he knows that it isn’t possible due to the switcharoo done by him and Akane.

SAFE ENDING HEADCANONS

(tw;suicide)- scroll down to true ending headcanons.

•When Junpei chooses door 5, Santa knows that the game won’t end well. He knows that and doesn’t want to accept it, but his sister will die.

•Unless Junpei chooses doors 8 and 6, he’ll end up axed or stabbed in the back.

•Even if Junpei does choose those doors, Snake will die in the incinerator and his sister will vanish.

•When Junpei chooses those options, Santa forces himself to accept that Snake is going to die.

•At least Hongou is going with him.

•When Santa releases Junpei, Seven, and Lotus from the building, he cries because it’s too depressing. He lost his sister and his crush.

•He turns on the incinerator, letting himself burn to death, just like his crush and his sister.

TRUE ENDING

•Snake is not happy with Aoi. At all. He hated that coffin.

•He does understand that it was a necessity to save the life of his sister and he would do the dame thing.

•But wasn’t there another way to hide him without the coffin?

•After the game, Aoi admits his feelings to Snake and somehow Snake feels the same way. They’ve felt that way for nine years.

•While Akane still has more world-saving duties, Light and Aoi settle down.

GENERAL HEADCANONS

• Aoi helps Light around in public occasionally even though Light insists he doesn’t need help. He secretly likes it.

•Aoi tries to convince Light to get a seeing-eye dog just to get a pet dog around the house.

•After that, Light surprises Aoi with a puppy and the two of them are happy to be dog daddies.

•Light becomes an advocate for LGBT+ rights. Santa joins him but Light is more active in the community.

•The two of them are the perfect couple. They never fight.

•They adopt two kids, a boy and a girl. One of their kids is blind and the other one comes from an abusive home life

•They’re good parents. Whenever one of the kids gets sick, Light will tell them stories (or boring stuff) to get them to sleep, and Aoi will bring them chicken noodle soup and hold their hair back as they throw up.

• Game night is a must.

[rukia-writes]

Thank you write for VS. Can I request for Snake NSFW headcanons?

A/N: I just knew I had NSFW headcanons of this man. I was so surprised I didn’t 😩😩 I apologize 🎀

Warnings: 18+, no minors 🔞, oral sex, daddy/ sir kink, dirty talk

Where do we begin?? The beginning 🎀

Snake likes oral, giving or receiving. It doesn’t matter. Well, he really likes giving, he wants to work that tongue of his.

Also! As we all know, the only person who competes with Snake in giving amazing oral is Askeladd.

Chest! It doesn’t matter if you have boobs or not he just wants to rub his s/o chest and play with their nipples.

Snake does tease, he enjoys it. Not necessarily edging but he does enjoy a good tease. But! His s/o can’t tease him, he throws a little pout. (Pouts that upper lip of his)

If his s/o has a sir or daddy kink he likes that and he’s going to make sure his s/o call him that.

Dick size: 7 inches, width 4 inches, Curve? Yes, his dick curve. A perfect dick and he knows it too.

Isn’t ashamed to give praise, if his beloved is giving him head and is doing a good job Snake doesn’t mind telling them. 🎀

Favorite position?: all of them. There isn’t a position he just doesn’t like. But his top is definitely:

Cowgirl, 69, The Snake (🎀), spooning.

Regardless of the position he does want to spank his s/o, his slaps are rough but they don’t hurt. Matter fact depending on his s/o it can feel really good, but don’t let Snake find out! Once he gets that information he’ll pick on his s/o and use it to his advantage. (He can be a naughty man)

Snake does talk dirty doesn’t degrade, but he does talk dirty….like:

“You like it when I fuck you like this, don’t you? you dirty boy/girl.”

“You’re so tight, I can’t fucking handle it.”

“You look so fucking sexy right now.” Then proceeds to slap his s/o ass. ✨

He’s dirty, but he’s not Askeladd level dirty.

The thing is, Snake is the best VS daddy in bed but he sleeps during the day and is up at night. So most of the time he hopes his s/o is up, and even then it has to be quick because of his job.

But if his s/o wakes him up and wants some sex it’s actually better if they ease Snake into it, like giving him oral to wake him up. 🎀

There are days where he just wants his s/o to please him, it is a little common. Just have his s/o get on top of him and just rock his world, Snake is fine with that too. But when he’s in a mood, 👅 he’s on top.

Snake however is a good listener, so whenever his beloved doesn’t want to do something he won’t do it, even if it’s something he wants to do.

Which is another thing, no matter if he’s ball deep inside his s/o and he’s just giving her the best sex of their life he will ask if they are okay.

Like he’s giving them toe curling sex and he’ll just whisper “You okay? You sure?” As he proceeds to give his that (demon) good dick. 🎀

Now! Let’s get into jealous sex, because yes! Snake is kindly mature, but he also has a …er…a “Thorfinn is getting a bit too close to you, come here for a second.” Streak. 🏃🏼‍♀️🎀

However, like after he’s done blowing his s/o back out it’s like he forgets what he what he was upset about. Now he’s like “Okay, Thorfinn wants to talk you. Okay.” He’s super chill with everything again. ✨

It’s most likely because he knows he just gave his beloved the dick there is and knows they aren’t going anywhere.

Don’t get it wrong though! Snake likes slow and passionate sex too.

Rough and sensual sex 🤝 slow and passionate sex

Snake is versatile and we love that in a daddy-man!

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[rukia-writes]

Vinland Saga Men

S/O baby cousin keeps throwing toys at them

❤︎︎Part one ❤︎︎

Warnings: slobber

Tired.

Everyday he asks “Are you going throw something at me today?” Like it’s a traditional thing.

In time, Canute can convince his s/o baby cousin to stop. But until then, he learns how to dodge quite well.

If Canute is busy with work and he usually is ( 😂) he’s caught off guard by a soft toy covered in slobber and his soul ascends to heaven for awhile before calling his s/o in a “I’m so over this” tone.

However, Canute is very understanding and knows it’s just phase but he does wish it would end quickly. 🎀

Okay Let me explain how this is a good thing 🤣

Snake doesn’t need someone to wake him up anymore because his s/o baby cousin is the alarm clock ⏰ 😭

The first few times his baby cousin manages to get a few times while he was asleep. However, the slobber was when Snake drew the line. So, now he has trained his ears to know his baby cousin foot steps and wakes up on his own. 🎀

Grumpy and all.

Fox and Badger always get clonked by a toy though. (The baby cousin is fast)

Snake puts all sharp things out of reach; Snake is like Canute and can’t wait for this phase to end.

Snake might lightly flick the little one nose but that’s it.

Modern au wise; Snake has considered putting his baby cousin up for a professional baseball team. ( 😭 ) he knows it’s crazy but the thought has came to him many times.

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[rukia-writes]

Hello! This is my first time requesting so idk how that works...Can you please do (if you haven't) Thorfinn of one of the other vinland saga men and a nurce who takes care of them? Ik it's stupid, no need to reply. (sorry for any grammar mistakes made)

Don’t worry about your grammar Luv✨ All is well. ✨

A very good patient.✨

He might complain every now and again but nothing serious. (He’s been in many battles he’s totally fine.)

Very polite the whole time.

Want him to take his shirt off? No problem, enjoy the abs, with a few scars but that’s okay.

Doesn‘t even think twice.

modern au sense: isn’t queasy when it comes to getting shots. Doesn’t mind it all.

The only downside would be taking care of Thorfinn is that he’s ready to get up and go once he feels even 1.5% and he isn’t 100% better, not even 70% better.

his nurse has to really get it thru Thorfinn that he’s still not well. (And this boy is still a bit hard headed, so good luck✨)

A good patient as well.

Taking care of Snake is easy too, he can just be a bit of a teaser sometimes.

“I can take off my shirt, Ya know?”

”That’s not necessary, you just have a sprained ankle.”

“…Okay, your loss.”

Says this with a sly smile. ✨

Regardless if it is in a modern au or canon either way this man loves to be taken care of.

“I’m so sorry to be a bother (Name), I’m just in so much pain.”

In all honesty, Snake could be in pain and his nurse just may not know. High pain tolerance.

Is Snake a clingy patient? Not at all, but when his cute nurse is in room prepare for a few pick up lines.

in a modern au: I get the feeling he doesn’t like getting shots but doesn’t complain about it.

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[rukia-writes]

Snake’s hands 🙌🏻

So, if yukimura says to pay attention to the hands then, to me, it seems like Snake hasn’t had a really hard life and that it’s been somewhat “clean” (since I don’t see many scars) but his hands are also a bit rough and scarred.

[rukia-writes]

Which Vinland Saga men would prefer a feminine s/o? Who would prefer a tomboy? 👀

I feel like I’ve answered this. But I don’t know if it was for aot or Vinland saga.

Feminine

Tomboy

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