I really like to headcanon that the reason a young Martin and his friends chose Sanguine as their patron is that the general perception of Sanguine to the common folk is similar to our own common painting of Sanguine as a mostly harmless, fun-loving prankster.
Like, Hermaeus Mora would seem like the choice most aligning with their objectives, judging from Martin's dialogue, but I like to think they weren't quite that foolish enough to ignore the risks in consorting with... at least the more dubiously-presented Princes.
Sanguine, meanwhile... he doesn't seem terrible on first impression. Even compared to the other "fun" Prince, Sheogorath, he would be less liable to flay you on a whim for his amusement. But I like to think Sanguine has made this amiable representation of himself as part of his lure. After all, the you feel fine for the first few drinks; your first experience tripping on skooma feels euphoric, transcendent. The party is all fun and games until you get carried away, you take a dose too much and tip over the edge into a downward spiral of dependence and excess beyond the body's natural limit.
Additionally, his dialogue implies they were likely still Arcane University students by the time they wading deeper into daedrology and Sanguine worship.
They were college kids.
I can't think of a better Prince that would appeal to frat boy lifestyle than Sanguine.
Step 1: Canute asks what’s wrong as he’s concerned about you. (No one stresses out his beloved)
Step 2: after listening to you talk about your problems, depending on how severe Canute will say/do
Option 1 (not so severe):” Do you want me to handle it because I can.” (Canute will ask first and he’ll be understanding about the whole situation offering to help.
Option 2 (severe): “I’ll handle it.” (There’s no asking. The King will handle it, come hell or high water
Step 3: now once Canute handles your stressful situation, thenn he relaxes you by taking his time with you, let me explain: Canute invited making love, he takes his time with your body, memorizes every curve and detail. Your tender spots? He knows where they are and gently kisses them as he makes Slow yet passionate love to you in his bedroom. Anyone who knocks on his door he just tells them to get lost, nothing and I mean nothing comes before you. Canute makes it his mission for the night to take away that stress.
Step 4: afterwards, You are relaxed. The situation is handled. Canute has just made MAD and sweet love to you. You are a new person. 👑
Step 1: Snake gives you that look- you know the one
Step 2: Snake asks “what’s the problem?”
Step 3: Finds out the problem and nods his head then slicks back his black hair and offers a solution. (No, no I mean he actually gives advice and helps. THAT comes first)
Step 4: Now comes the de-stressing. “I got this, don’t worry.” Snake assures you the proceeds to give you the most EXQUISITE HEAD known to man.
Or Step 5: some people aren’t into oral and that’s fine, good thing Snake has a big snake to help and he knows how to use it too (and it should be illegal. Make you forget your name, I promise). That tender spot you love so much..Snake knows it inside and out. You’ll forget why you were mad in the first place.
Step 6: You are pleased. You are thriving. You see the world clearly now. Your grass is watered. You are flourishing. 🐍
Experimental pieces in the style of children's drawings meant to portray a young Mathieu Bellamont's view of Lucien Lachance.
I always imagined that as a child, Mathieu perception of Lucien would be warped to that of a non-human entity; the monster in the closet that a mother's comfort would be able to keep at bay.
Unfortunately, the monster won.
Within fanon, you can consider these as drawings Mathieu would have done as a child following these harrowing events, struggling to cope with and conceptualize trauma that no child deserves to experience. Crudely yet earnestly, he expresses it through painting Lucien as his fear, grief, and anger amalgamated.
I desire the LGBTQ+ headcanons for Augustus, definitely. And what is going ON with Martin 👀✨
Thank you, Shea!! I was hoping someone would ask about those two specifically, haha
Augustus is actually Aromantic Asexual!
"Then he looks down. It is only him in the generously expansive bed, held up and framed by the same twisting roots of the grapevines that grew above him. He feels a subconscious twinge of relief."
... He just hasn't internalized the possibility and accepted it yet. I imagine Sanguinite life is very sex-positive *cough even moreso than regular allo life cough*, and while he's not forced to participate - Sanguine isn't Molag Bal, remember - he also feels pressure to present himself as the best representative champion for all aspects of Sanguine's sphere. Him discovering himself will play a big part in his journey in Dark Prodigy.
Meanwhile, I headcanon Martin as (likely male-leaning) bisexual. Dipped his toes into exploring himself big-time while a Sanguinite.
While certainly not healthy (inherent power imbalance, enabling), his relationship with Sanguine was actually mutually initiated. Loathe to admit the daedric prince was the closest he had to a steady partner (at least so far in my personal fanon).
Celia? A primal, likely drug-fueled attraction. Celia fawned over him as champion, but he likely didn't even know or remember her name - just another body in an orgy.
Hello! I hope you had a fantastic thanksgiving! Could I request a scenario or hcs for teen thorfinn with an affectionate S/O? Just like the one you recently posted for thorkell, have a great day!<3
Has to be done privately, openly is just going to piss him off.
Thorfinn has an image (being the big bad) to uphold and if his s/o is openly affectionate it’s just going to piss him off. He’s not like his uncle (who is the definition of the bad ass) who doesn’t care about being openly affectionate.
However! He’s fine behind closed doors because secretly he wants love (at least that’s what I headcanon teenage Thorfinn to be) as he missed out on most of his childhood and teenage years. Having an affectionate s/o plays great here because he’ll cuddle with his s/o especially on hard days.
Kisses and cuddles are fine privately, pet names may not his thing. (He’s still young)
But regardless he’ll be secretly thankful for an affectionate s/o, privately. Of course. Good news! Once he learns “affection” he learns and becomes better at accepting it and giving it.
Thank you write for VS. Can I request for Snake NSFW headcanons?
A/N: I just knew I had NSFW headcanons of this man. I was so surprised I didn’t 😩😩 I apologize 🎀
Warnings: 18+, no minors 🔞, oral sex, daddy/ sir kink, dirty talk
Where do we begin?? The beginning 🎀
Snake likes oral, giving or receiving. It doesn’t matter. Well, he really likes giving, he wants to work that tongue of his.
Also! As we all know, the only person who competes with Snake in giving amazing oral is Askeladd.
Chest! It doesn’t matter if you have boobs or not he just wants to rub his s/o chest and play with their nipples.
Snake does tease, he enjoys it. Not necessarily edging but he does enjoy a good tease. But! His s/o can’t tease him, he throws a little pout. (Pouts that upper lip of his)
If his s/o has a sir or daddy kink he likes that and he’s going to make sure his s/o call him that.
Dick size: 7 inches, width 4 inches, Curve? Yes, his dick curve. A perfect dick and he knows it too.
Isn’t ashamed to give praise, if his beloved is giving him head and is doing a good job Snake doesn’t mind telling them. 🎀
Favorite position?: all of them. There isn’t a position he just doesn’t like. But his top is definitely:
Cowgirl, 69, The Snake (🎀), spooning.
Regardless of the position he does want to spank his s/o, his slaps are rough but they don’t hurt. Matter fact depending on his s/o it can feel really good, but don’t let Snake find out! Once he gets that information he’ll pick on his s/o and use it to his advantage. (He can be a naughty man)
Snake does talk dirty doesn’t degrade, but he does talk dirty….like:
“You like it when I fuck you like this, don’t you? you dirty boy/girl.”
“You’re so tight, I can’t fucking handle it.”
“You look so fucking sexy right now.” Then proceeds to slap his s/o ass. ✨
He’s dirty, but he’s not Askeladd level dirty.
The thing is, Snake is the best VS daddy in bed but he sleeps during the day and is up at night. So most of the time he hopes his s/o is up, and even then it has to be quick because of his job.
But if his s/o wakes him up and wants some sex it’s actually better if they ease Snake into it, like giving him oral to wake him up. 🎀
There are days where he just wants his s/o to please him, it is a little common. Just have his s/o get on top of him and just rock his world, Snake is fine with that too. But when he’s in a mood, 👅 he’s on top.
Snake however is a good listener, so whenever his beloved doesn’t want to do something he won’t do it, even if it’s something he wants to do.
Which is another thing, no matter if he’s ball deep inside his s/o and he’s just giving her the best sex of their life he will ask if they are okay.
Like he’s giving them toe curling sex and he’ll just whisper “You okay? You sure?” As he proceeds to give his that (demon) good dick. 🎀
Now! Let’s get into jealous sex, because yes! Snake is kindly mature, but he also has a …er…a “Thorfinn is getting a bit too close to you, come here for a second.” Streak. 🏃🏼♀️🎀
However, like after he’s done blowing his s/o back out it’s like he forgets what he what he was upset about. Now he’s like “Okay, Thorfinn wants to talk you. Okay.” He’s super chill with everything again. ✨
It’s most likely because he knows he just gave his beloved the dick there is and knows they aren’t going anywhere.
Don’t get it wrong though! Snake likes slow and passionate sex too.
Rough and sensual sex 🤝 slow and passionate sex
Snake is versatile and we love that in a daddy-man!
Hello! This is my first time requesting so idk how that works...Can you please do (if you haven't) Thorfinn of one of the other vinland saga men and a nurce who takes care of them? Ik it's stupid, no need to reply. (sorry for any grammar mistakes made)
Don’t worry about your grammar Luv✨ All is well. ✨
A very good patient.✨
He might complain every now and again but nothing serious. (He’s been in many battles he’s totally fine.)
Very polite the whole time.
Want him to take his shirt off? No problem, enjoy the abs, with a few scars but that’s okay.
Doesn‘t even think twice.
modern au sense: isn’t queasy when it comes to getting shots. Doesn’t mind it all.
The only downside would be taking care of Thorfinn is that he’s ready to get up and go once he feels even 1.5% and he isn’t 100% better, not even 70% better.
his nurse has to really get it thru Thorfinn that he’s still not well. (And this boy is still a bit hard headed, so good luck✨)
A good patient as well.
Taking care of Snake is easy too, he can just be a bit of a teaser sometimes.
“I can take off my shirt, Ya know?”
”That’s not necessary, you just have a sprained ankle.”
“…Okay, your loss.”
Says this with a sly smile. ✨
Regardless if it is in a modern au or canon either way this man loves to be taken care of.
“I’m so sorry to be a bother (Name), I’m just in so much pain.”
In all honesty, Snake could be in pain and his nurse just may not know. High pain tolerance.
Is Snake a clingy patient? Not at all, but when his cute nurse is in room prepare for a few pick up lines.
in a modern au: I get the feeling he doesn’t like getting shots but doesn’t complain about it.
