I dreamt there was this underground sex thing and it was great. Everyone loved it. Lots of bondage and stuff and participants and it was a huge honor and female participants made tons of money and everything was consensual and enjoyable and well done.
Then, because dreams, before I could enjoy it properly I was put into a body of someone who lived across the road from the house this all happened in. He had like a mini-marsh in front of his house. For some reason it filled with blood? And he was like "They're doing the thing again..."
Suddenly 2 guys saw that he noticed and drove to his house from across the street. They came inside, it became more or less lucid and my dad called and I tried to explain that I didn't know where I was I just inhabited someone else's body and that I would be fine later but I had to go so I could explain to this guy that I'm not the guy they're looking for.
Which I did. Obviously he didn't believe me (the other guy was searching the house) so I showed him my ID like "Why would I care? Why would someone from North East Ohio even be here of all places?" And he basically said oh that's fuckin' weird
But as a precaution I was arrested by these two not-cops and taken on a long-ass drive. These not-cops had a pet rabbit and a pet snake in the car for some reason. The snake's name was God for some reason. During the trip it bit me in the knee and the not-cops told me to relax and told me how the one in the backseat got bit in the heart once and died and that I should suck it up
I woke up before we could get to the destination
But I would totally watch a movie about those not-cops they were really cool
