#snakephobia

[redrosecut]

Sometimes I hate myself. I am afraid of snakes. Like I go into full panic mode when seeing them. When we visited a snake farm in grade 7 or 8 as part of a class trip, I was dying inside out of cheer fear, stress and panic. NEVER WANNA DO THAT AGAIN!

I adore Good Omens and love browsing its tags but god damn it, why for fuck's sake did Crowley have to be a snake out of all creatures? That the effect is obviously CGI doesn't stop my brain from triggering flight reaction.

I mean what demon did I piss off to make me fear snakes? Or which angel likes me so much that they want to protect me from any temptation? 😂

[justonenightinheaven]

Almost just stepped on my first snake of the summer and I need a hug! 😱 😨

[justthewayitis2]

Lmfao #scarekings pt#3 #Fakesnakes #SnakePhobia

[atuwilson]

Mom and snake pt. 2 #Scarekings #snakephobia

[r0s3b]

Today can suck a dick... I need sleep and pats...

[twoplustwoequals5-blog]

dear national geographic magazine,

PLEASE STOP POSTING SNAKE PICTURES.  I really like your blog and do not want to unfollow, but I happen to be a chickenshit about snakes and REALLY DO NOT LIKE THEM.  Seeing pictures of them on my dash 1) makes me jump about a mile high and 2) makes me not want to scroll down to get to the other posts!!!

...Seriously, enough now.

Thanks,

Me