Jul 25, 2019
We know sheiheda is evil not because he preaches murder and revenge but because he's a white man with cornrows.
This is Clarke's fault for not teaching Madi about fuckbois
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We know sheiheda is evil not because he preaches murder and revenge but because he's a white man with cornrows.
This is Clarke's fault for not teaching Madi about fuckbois
Toxicity at its finest. So I was playing Overwatch and I was Junkrat and I think I ticked off an enemy Anna. Like enough to go out of their way to send me a friend request and tell me to kill myself....*slow clap* But...like...I only killed them once and their team won anyway...so...Idk why they felt the need to waste both of our time. Like I kinda thought it was cool making friends with someone from the enemy team but also...I kinda knew it wasnt gonna be good. Its not like I even targeted them. They came at me and slept me and tried to kill me. I just happened to kill them before they got me😏. And thats it...idk if I even killed them again any other time... So...I mean I think they just salty? Mayhap? Plus I have a running joke thats like...I'm half dead already since I'm playing Overwatch so I think killing myself would be more than overkill. Also...who tells others to kill themselves randomly? Like...I mean we playing overwatch, so you sending that means you have really hit the negatives in your life....as in having no life. Lol. Honestly, its not a big deal really to me, but others can be seriously hurt by this. Plus I think its just...funny? Dont get me wrong, its in no way, shape or form ok to tell someone to kill themselves. Its just that I find it kinda laughable they felt the need to tell me that. Its super dumb and childish tbh. So...please report this weirdo if you can. Also I'm sorry if they've done this to anyone else. One its super creepy in a way, and just really...weak? Like...we get it...you cant play a game without resorting to this if you get angry. Its not ok, tho to tell people to do that.
Twitch Plays Pokemon (Enter moves via chat!!!)
Today, at 0:00 UTC, Twitch Plays Pokemon is returning to their Black 1 save file to get Jimmy C. Gimmick and his team FINALLY into the Hall of Fame!
For the three hours before this, there will be three straight hours of Pokemon Battle Revolution commentary. As a reminder, the start of the Black 1 save file will trigger the END of Season Two of Pokemon Battle Revolution, so your score WILL be reset.
Also, and this is just my personal recommendation, going all-in on Metronome is GREATLY discouraged, especially if you happen to already be in the top 300. Not only will virtual PBR crates be distributed based on your balance at the end of Season Two, but the top 300 on the PBR leaderboards will have their names placed within the Randomized White 2 trainer name randomization list, giving them a chance to be immortalized in lore!
Possibly with the wrong gender, age, skin tone, or attitude, of course. So... if you DON’T want to have the Randomizer mess with you, then by all means go all in.
Oh, yeah, we’re doing a Randomized White 2 run on June 3, but who cares about something like that?
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Ghost : [eating Greek yogurt with wheat germ and flaxseed like a Hipster because chewing currently makes her jaw lock up but she still needs some sort of nutrition]
Ghost : 😒 "I feel like I should be wearing plaid and listening to coffee house music."
Seriously though, everyone who's been sending me cats? I love you guys so freaking much - I'm stuck with this problem for a couple more weeks but you're making it bearable. 💕 Thank you from the bottom of my grumpy little heart.
Older Than I Act / Younger Than I Feel
It’s amazing how much can change over a decade. Ten years ago, if I was sitting and needed to be standing, it was simple - I was sitting, then I STOOD. Fast forward ten years, several sprains, breaks, a hernia or two, and a car-to-pedestrian accident and all that’s changed.
Standing now requires a complicated routine which must be painstakingly executed EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. in great detail. It starts with toe-touchies - or, rather, trying-to-but-can’t-quite toe-touchies. Once sufficient distance is achieved between the chest and seat, the spine freezes in place, the trick knee locks up, and both arthritic hips say “Uh, NO.” This phase results in a poor imitation of the invisible-humper pose from “The Time Warp” as executed by a crumbling wax mannequin. Once the knee decides to cooperate the spine is ready to bend again, resulting in a reversal of the previous angle into an overachiever’s Limbo mixed with a drunken Macarena. The knee, again, says “Yo mama.” Finally, after a few more moments of audibly ratcheting my spine a little straighter increment by painful, crackling increment, we hit the grand finale - the crackhead zombie who failed in auditioning for “Thriller.” Despite feeling like my jaw should be hanging from its socket and my intestines should be dragging the floor, I am now capable of (mostly) bipedal movement...until my knee, again, says “Hey, remember me?”
It’s amazing how much can change over a decade. In only ten years, I went from mostly human to living proof that old grouches never really die...we just slowly decompose.
I'm totally not sarcastic I ~s w e a r~