#snarkypants

[stephtheawesome]

"The day when she cried as she told me, "I've never been able to walk away from what we have been".

Luisita Lopez Torregosa // Before the Rain: A Memoir of Love and Revolution

[stephtheawesome]

I've never been so content as I was that night, sitting on the steps in the back of that house in Fulham, eating homemade soba noodles, needing a cigarette, but not wanting one.

If I'm never that content again, I might as well just forget about everything and say fuck it all, because it hurts so fucking much to think about. And I think about it every single day.

[dancindr]

Don’t know about fragile but handle with care sounds about right 😉#dancingthrulife #love #mystyle #snarkypants #gaylife #wilma #florida #davidandjp #grateful (at Mind Your Manors)

[stephtheawesome]

Your family would’ve fucking loved me. Don’t even try to deny it.

Too bad, right?

[stephtheawesome]

Snarkypants: When we date, your friends are really going to fucking hate me. Me: They already kind of do, honestly. Snarkypants: You’re joking! You’re joking? Honestly?! Me: Yeah, I was really torn up when you said you couldn’t date me the first time. They hate you. Snarkypants: Great. And I’ve been telling my friends how sweet you are to me. It’s all been a front. You ended things with me. Me: Because I met someone who wanted to date. Snarkypants: Well, I don’t see anyone else bringing you cupcakes and brownies on Valentine’s day weekend. Me: You just want me to pack on the pounds so no other woman will want me. Snarkypants: Good thing you’re not just a pretty face. Me: You do wonders for my ego. Snarkypants: Tell that to your friends.

This one is so full of snark, and I’m glad we’re sleeping together again, but what are we doing? I don’t know.

[stephtheawesome]

“Sing me a cheesy love song?” “Okay. I’m like, hey, what’s up, hello, seen your pretty eyes soon as you came in the door...” “Please stop.”