#sneakier

[starling-illu]

Hear me out: Kelsier in Among Us

[blowingfacts365]

Killing spiders makes their gene pool a lot sneakier. If zombies attacked tomorrow, the slowest and dumbest people would die off, and the human race would become stronger. Therefore, if you manage to smash a spider, you likely got rid of the dumbest one in your house, allowing the smarter, hidden spiders to hook up and make lots of baby spider geniuses.(Source)

[walklikethedead]

Me: *is followed by someone with a userimage of someone performing fellatio*

Me: Okay that's a porn bot.

Me: *gets follow from topless female userimage person*

Me: LOL PORNBOT

Me: *is followed by someone with an image of a cute girl with hipster glasses and a tech-related t-shirt*

Me: Huh. She's... kinda cute. Lemme me check out her blog-- *clicks* FUCKING PORNBOT >8U

[georgetakei]

Brad Takei here. I don't kill spiders unless they're already deadly dangerous.

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