You know, half-yao heavenly crow demon SY could probably get good enough at hiding his zuiyin and demonic powers to sneak onto CQM eventually. 🤔
He shows up like, “Do you accept visiting cultivators?” 😇 and gets himself adopted. Alternates between the peaks to excitedly learn a little bit of everything, while the peak lords stealth fight behind his back for permanent guardian rights. (With all the gold, maybe they think he’s ex-HHP 😂)
He’d make Binghe his official guide, just so he could drag him to every lesson. With how friendly and complimentary he is with the other students, soon Binghe and every other queer male disciple in the sect are in love. 🥰
Shen Yuan just skipping through the different peaks like "yeah I totally am human and should be here what are you talking about - I'm so normal and plain and not at all that much of an issue-" Then you've got the peak lords slamming the table in a peak lord meeting like "HOW DO WE GET THAT TWINK TO STAY?!?!" because damn it if their disciples aren't trying to show off in lessons because the pretty rogue cultivator is so knowledgeable about everything and he's so pretty and and and and- The peak lords are staring at Yue Qingyuan like "if you don't get this thing to stay, we'll let Shen Qingqiu atticwife him" and then there's SJ in the background, already ready with the rope and the super cosy nest that is designed specifically to make SY never ever want to leave. Binghe violently shaking every time someone even so much as OFFERS to take SY to a lesson because that's HIS job you'll have to take it from his cold dead body thank you VERY MUCH, SECT LEADER. YQY didn't realise how possessive people could be until he's trying to get SY alone to ask him to stay, and literally everyone seems ready to bite his dick off for so much as breathing a word of "alone" to SY. HE'S TRYING TO GET SY TO STAY, LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!! Who is victorious in getting SY to stay on their peak? Well, technically nobody because they set up a secret schedule for who gets the crow, and he has very good friendships with everyone so he wants to keep everyone happy!!!
