#sneeze stuff

[reydeyflummyx759z]

Sneezing on a window.

Sneezing into the candles.

Sneezing on a mirror.

Sneezing into the pillow.

Sneezing on a TV screen.

Sneezing on the phone... And into the phone.

I could go on...

[zippu-snz]

There is something about someone sneezing while it's dark but with others around that's just super intimate. Like in the movie theatre or actual theatre when the lights have gone all the way down, or lying in bed just before sleeping? Whether it's a platonic thing or not just it being quiet and completely dark so it sort of breaks the atmosphere and all the sounds are just so hyper focused and everyone is aware of it and just gah

I mean the bedroom one can happen while spooning or something but that's a post for another day

[reydeyflummyx759z]

Hot Things

Shit that gets me going like a hot hydrant.

A woman in a dapper suit.

A woman in power.

A woman with a lab coat and snazzy clothes.

Take all that and give her a large, long, nose and give her prominent big nostrils.

Now we take her and make her allergic to life.

And have her....

A) Deny her allergies

B) Deny she's sneezing 24/7/365

C) Wade through the sickness

D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

THE PERFECT WOMAN!

[zippu-snz]

So the other day I was out to dinner with friends and one of them sneezed loud enough to sort of startle everyone else. Another friend responded with "Oh my god, bless you, holy shit" I literally have not stopped thinking about this series of events since.