Eddie catches a cold or discovers a new allergy that gives him these overwhelming tickles in his nose. Just suddenly his nose will be burning with it, desperately hitching as he tries to hold it back. It's too strong for him to do anything, even raise his hands, while caught in this brief sneezy limbo before he sneezes all over whatever's in front of him at the time.
Cue Chrissy (or Steve) catching his sneezes for him (maybe with her bare hand or body if she has the kink) throughout an evening together.
SO I ACCIDENTALLT WROTE 1.2k OF JUST SNZP0RN….
Lucky you!! Please enjoy allergic!Eddie and kink!Chrissy enjoying an evening together. ~KB
(18+) MINORS DNI ||| DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS
Working as a tattoo artist and a fitness instructor meant a lot of good things. Endless small tattoos, delicious smoothies, and ridiculous work outs. However with Chrissy working Monday thru Friday and Eddie being booked out on Saturday’s, date nights were a rare occasion in the Munson-Cunningham apartment.
Today was one of the rare occasions where they’d both managed to sneak away for a night. Eddie had made a reservation at that new Chinese restaurant down the street that they’d been meaning to try. After a long ass week, all Eddie wanted was some orange chicken. And Chrissy was excited for any excuse to get dressed up.
Eddie arrived at their apartment after work around 5:30pm. He dropped his bag by the table, where there was an unwrapped package with purple and pink tissue paper. Chrissy must’ve ordered something.
The blonde in question was in their en suite getting ready, putting in some stud earrings - the finishing touch complimenting her skirt and sweater vest. Eddie walked in, still in his black jeans and band tee.
“Hey I’m home!” He called out.
As he reached the doorframe of the bathroom, he looked his girlfriend up and down. “You look stunning.”
“Aww Eds, thanks.” She giggled as he came up behind her and wrapped her in a hug, nuzzling into her hair.
She leaned into the hug when Eddie gasped for air, tucking his face into the crook of her neck.
“H’xxTCH! N’xxT! HEH- ii’tSCHuu!”
Chrissy was frozen for a moment, entire body on fire as her heart started beating out of her chest. She leaned to the side so she could turn her head and look up at him.
She smiled, “What was that outburst about?”
“I dunno…just got snFF an insane tickle all of a sudden.” Eddie sniffled as he clocked the pink glass bottle on the counter with flower details. “Is that a new perfume?”
Chrissy’s face softened with guilt. “Shit. Yeah it just came in today.”
He remembered the unwrapped package in the other room. This must’ve been what she ordered.
“I’m so sorry Eddie, I can take it off-”
“No! No! I mean… h’EKSHT! … does it still turn you on?”
Chrissy blushed, but wasn’t embarrassed. Eddie’s known about the kink for a while now and has always been more than happy to indulge her.
“Yeah. It does.”
“Then let’s cancel dinner. Put more of that on, baby.”
Chrissy’s eyes were glazed with lust. She grabbed the bottle and spritzed herself 2 or 3 times while Eddie pulled off his shirt and tossed it to the side.
The effect was damn near instantaneous, his nose absolutely buzzing in reaction to the spray.
“H’xscht! Eh’xxT!”
She leaned in quickly, kissing him passionately. As their lips locked over and over, Eddie’s hands wandered down, unzipping Chrissy’s skirt until it fell to the floor.
He picked her up and sat her on the counter, her legs spread slightly so he could keep kissing her. He was trying to hold out for as long as he could so they could make out, but he had to pull back as his head snapped forward.
“iiSSHUUH! snfSNFF H’AESHiew!!”
Chrissy cupped his cheek, using her thumb to wipe some mess from his Cupid’s bow. Eddie gave a watery sniffle as he clocked the small damp spot forming on his girlfriend’s panties.
“Mind if I borrow those?” The ask coming out more desperate than he’d intended.
“What? These?” Chrissy slowly slipped them off and down her leg, holding them up by a finger in front of Eddie.
“Such a tease, Cun’di’ghamb.”
Folding her delicates over his nose, he gave a wet blow before tossing them to the side too. His tore off his own jeans and boxers, letting his hard on spring free.
“Looks like you’re ready to take this to the bedroom, hmm?” She bit her lip seductively, taking her top off revealing a mesh bralette.
“Abso- HEH- absolutely iiSHHH! E’KTschew!”
Chrissy tilted her head back in pleasure, letting Eddie spray her collarbone and breasts with each desperate sneeze.
She wrapped her arms around his neck and he carried her to the next room, tossing her back onto the bed, where she let her legs fall open, inviting Eddie inside.
The long haired man swiped his wrist under his nose before he leaned down, hands on her waist. The intense tickle was blossoming so quickly and all of a sudden he couldn’t hold back.
“H’etCH! TszzIEW! Hhh Heh- H’iKSHT!! iiSCHiew!!”
Perhaps it was a miracle, but the rapid fit hit him as he was kissing the inside of Chrissy’s right thigh. With each release, he inched closer and closer - but skipped over to the inside of her left thigh, making his way down that leg.
Chrissy moaned, he was sneezing everywhere but the place she wanted him most. She was vibrating with desire feeling his hot breath and spray so close to her pussy. He knew how to tease her just the right way, his own cock leaking precum.
Finally, he moved where she’d wanted him all along, Eddie using his tongue to toy at her entrance. He nuzzled his damp nose against her clit, sending a shiver down her body as he drank her in.
She gripped the edge of the mattress, breaths rapid. Eddie came back up and eased himself on top of her, arms straight on either side of her. Chrissy let out a small moan as he inserted himself inside her.
He lowered himself towards her head as he pulsed, breathing in more of her perfume.
“You’re so fucking hot, Chris.” His warm breath on her ear.
“Eddie…” she moaned, “I’m so close.”
His breath started to hitch desperately, nostrils damp and flaring.
“Chrissy… I think m’gonna… hih- hhhngg- HEH! …. HIH!”
She dug her fingers into the warm skin of his shoulders, hooking her legs around his waist as their hips moved as one.
Chrissy started to wonder which release was going to happen for Eddie first…
Her entire body felt like electricity was running through it, moans quickening in sync with Eddie’s thrusting.
Mess landed on Chrissy’s chest and dropped dangerously from Eddie’s nose as she felt him finish inside her. She didn’t know it was possible, but herself, Eddie, and Eddie’s nose all managed to climax pretty much at the same time.
After a few seconds of panting, Eddie slipped out Chrissy and rolled over next to her, resting a head on her arm.
“T’SCHUU!”
“It’s okay Eds, I finished. You can stop being sexy now.” She teased, wiping away an allergic tear that was escaping the corner of his eye.
His nose was bright pink, mess leaning from every angle. She looked down at her own crotch and the mess Eddie had left before kissing his wet nose.
“How about we get cleaned up? And then I’ll order takeout so you can take some Benadryl for those allergies?”
“That sounds great.” Eddie nodded, clamping a hand over his nose. “G’SHHH! Heh-NGSHT! TSSCH!!”
Eddie left the hand over his face, trails of mess escaping form in between his fingers. “Can’d we add tissues I’d to the plan?”
Chrissy laughed, wondering how she got so lucky with the world’s sneeziest boyfriend. “Anything you want babe.”
Snz kink Chrissy inducing Eddie while he fucks her. Every hitch of his breath shifts him inside her and when he launches into a fit he shudders into her just right.
(bonus points for praise kink for one of them as well)
You asked for spice and ummm I accidentally delivered ghost pepper… fic below the cut. Hope someone enjoys??? 🫣
Also note: writing sex stuff isn’t usually something I do HOWEVER if y’all have prompts for Steddie or Edissy indulging the kink without sex send them my way!!
Like this is literally erotica so as always:
🔞~ MINORS DNI ~🔞
Eddie’s allergies were already acting up today, sending Chrissy over the edge. When he came home from work a sneezy mess, she immediately felt her whole body tense.
“Hey babe. H’etsch’EW!! snf snff. God, I’m so sneezy today.”
Chrissy’s face got hot and she bit her lip. Eddie knew about the kink and personally thought it was adorable to see her get so hot and bothered over something he frankly did quite often.
“Oh… sorry to hear that.” She tried to play it cool.
A devilish grin crept across Eddie’s face as he seemingly looked into her thoughts. “No you aren’t.”
He walked over, giving her a hug from behind, pressing his nose into her neck and sniffling. He was definitely playing it up for her.
“My nose is so tickly, Chris.” He moaned into her ear. His fingers trailing down her stomach until they found their way under her dress.
She gasped at the touch and turned around to face him. She looked up at his pink nose and kissed him on the lips. “Of course I will.”
Eddie picked her up as she straddled him and carried her into their bedroom. Chrissy fell back onto the bed and leaned over to the nightstand to grab a tissue. She rolled one corner into a fine tip while Eddie stripped off his shirt and unbuckled his pants, already ready to go.
“C’mere.” Chrissy patted the bed next to her.
Eddie sat on the edge of the bed while Chrissy stood up and removed her panties. Eddie beamed up at her as she swung one leg over him, straddling him once more. He shifted his hips until he slipped inside her, groaning with pleasure.
His hands rested comfortable on her hips while she had her left arm around his shoulder. With her right hand, she took the rolled tissue and slipped it into her boyfriends nostril.
She felt him tense as she moved it back and forth slowly. She knew it didn’t take much to get Eddie’s nose going these days.
“Chrissy…” he moaned again, breath hitching.
He tilted his head at an angle, his face pitching towards Chrissy’s breasts as the relief came.
“H’NGtchiEW! HEKtssiew! TzzzIEW!”
The strawberry blonde leaned back in ecstasy feeling her boyfriend’s spray across her chest, each sneeze that wracked through him thrusting him inside Chrissy again and again.
“Is the tickle still there?” She whispered between kisses along his neck.
“Yea hhh hhh HEH!” His chest expanded with the sharp inhale, Chrissy feeling him shift inside her. “Lost it sorry.”
Chrissy pulled him onto the bed until he was on top of her. She inserted the rolled tissue back into his other nostril, letting it’s slow gyrations edge her boyfriend.
His nostrils flared and she knew what was coming. Unexpectedly, he took the tissue from her and tossed it aside, pinning her arms above her head with one hand.
“H’igt’ssIEW! TisshEW! Ekt’schIEW!”
He thrust into her with each sneeze, Chrissy holding back a moan as her breath quickened.
“Eddie… don’t stop. I’m so close…”
The man was grateful for his overly sensitive nose if it meant he could pleasure his woman. He inhaled deeply through his nose as he picks up the pace of his thrusts, his nose twitching in anticipation.
“Chrissy… m’gonna.. AGT’schi’EW!! IssshEW!”
The rapid double coupled with his lust hitting a fever pitch sent a shiver down the man’s body. A pleasured shriek escaped the blondes lips as she (and Eddie) climaxed.
The two lay there panting for a minute before they sat up, smiling, Eddie kissing Chrissy’s forehead.
“God you’re so hot.” Chrissy whispered.
Eddie laughed and looked down at his crotch. “Can you pass me a tissue? Needa clean up.”
Chrissy plucked a few and held them out for him, “I’m passing you several because that isn’t the only thing that needs to be cleaned up. You’re a little…drippy.”
She perched on her knees and leaned over wiping Eddie’s nose for him and then kissing him on the cheek.
