⋮ ⌗1 ┆ INFAMOUS INVITATIONS.
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SHE’S NO GOOD FOR YOU — A JUDE BELLINGHAM SMAU
( 𓆝 ) AUTHORS NOTE… part one lol i really wish i could just blink and everything i want to be written would just appear. anyways welcome to the introduction for the vibes. part two with jude coming later tonight after I finish editing — WARNINGS explicit language, jokes, some mean comments but ur a soldier boo don’t even blink
( 𓆝 𓆟 ) ALSO….. ** please let me know if yall want this to also have any written parts.** i can always focus the book on social media and add little fics on the side for the in person parts. it’s up to yall (I might do it anyway lol read it or don’t we ball! it’ll provide more details. + I hope yall like the layout. if not lmk and I’ll change it. :)
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📍 PUNTA CANA, Dominican Republic.
🎵 DISPARATE YOUTH, Santigold.
yourusername found my beach, now you find yours ;) #coronagirl (tagged: corona)
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corona Our favorite Corona Girl! Hope you are enjoyed the trip and we’ll see you soon!
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user2 gorgeous!
user3 so so sexy baby 😍🥰
user4 can you tell djed to respond to my dms [Liked by author]
user5 👀
user6 no class
↳ user9 i could never wear a top like that, vacation or not!
↳ yourusername i’d like to see you try hoe!
user7 I’m obsessed! <3
user8 what beach is this??
↳ yourusername bavaro beach, punta cana! :*
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BRIANNA
when are u coming back to the UK </3
YOU
Girl
I don’t even know
I wanna come watch the first game of the new season though
Do yall even call it seasons
BRIANNA
larper final boss
Anyways omd yea can you come next week 😔
I’ll tell dj to get u a ticket to the banquet
YOU
it’s so crazy because in nyc, omd means on my dick
not sure what you’re trying to say but anyways
I’ll fly out this week on the #company #card
banquet 👀
BRIANNA
I won’t be shamed for loving my bestfriend just send me the information once you’ve bought it
& yeah just a small thing the boys are hosting to celebrate the world cup and start of new year so start packing
you know how you get
YOU
Gahdamn yes queen Elizabeth
BRIANNA
#strict #programming
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📍NEW YORK CITY, New York
yourusername i love being home
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bestfriend1 i was the first to see you 😝
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briannaspence #YEARNING
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user11 😍
user12 i know that ain’t who i think it is in the likes!
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user14 you’re home ::))
user15 Stunning
user16 love the set!
user17 leather in the summer…?
user18 goals 😍
user19 I hope it’s faux fur!
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user20 mid
user21 Gorgeous! 🥰
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Y/N
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hey! so what the fuck was this about! 😍
BRIANNA
?
What a weirdo
I actually have no clue
Y/N
Listen I love djed
Like that’s my brother down
But seriously if he embarrasses me tomorrow I will kill him.
BRIANNA
Awww ): you’re so sweet thinking that isn’t exactly what’s going to happen!
Y/N
Give me the g*n bro
BRIANNA
Wait
Who ARE you talking about actually?? 👀
Y/N
i know 3 soccer players by name and one of them is DJ 😊
BRIANNA
Football* please I don’t want to hear the exact diaspora war you don’t want him to embarrass you with
Y/N
#overit
also seriously who’s going
like I need to at LEAST look at the material bro
BRIANNA
let me ask lol
Y/N
its my fault for never making it to a world cup game
lowkey still mad at me job for sending me to DR for that entire campaign
but still I rise I guess
BRIANNA
djed said he only knows bellingham is going for sure, kane, saka, & I’m sure they invited Trent
Y/N
none of those names mean anything to me I wasn’t actually paying attention when I was watching the game #TRUTH
BRIANNA
5 years of friendship and you never cared to meet my brother’s teammates
maybe you AREN’T just using me for the money
Y/N
i’m glad idk what they look like, that means we can play smash or pass when I get there!!
sorry let me actually start using you more now, I’m giving off the wrong impression smh
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internationaliTEA #Tea-Mates This just in! England’s National Team seems to be celebrating their third place World Cup victory with their annual bromance conference this weekend!
If our sources are correct, the team seemed to graciously hand out several RSVP invitations paired with: NDA’s? A complete change from the mess at last years self-hosted gala that resulted in some of the most delicious nights of drama yet!
ICYMI: Last year’s banquet was held in Oxfordshire, and was the birthplace of one of the most infamous nights in football tea history. From the (“alleged”) explosive arguments between an uninvited Mbappe and an annoyed Trent, to Bellingham’s breakup from his long term girlfriend of 2 years, we’ll make sure we find a way to keep you all updated the night of!
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user22 Of Gosh, another one??
↳ user23 it’s an ANNUAL gala you idiot
↳ user22 you mean an annual night where these degenerates can get together and do what? how about they practice for next World Cup instead
↳ user23 get a life bro
user24 omg i wonder if jude will bring his gf!
↳ user27 did you even read the caption? They broke up 💀
user25 only here for the wag looks that night 😫
user26 can’t wait!
user27 hopefully mbappe crashes again lol
↳ user27 nvm i need madrid to get along this yr bruv PLEASE
user28 nda’s for a gala? #haha
user29 yayyy Trent was invited (‘:
user30 wait, I know mbappe made up with everyone, but what happened with Jude???
↳ user31 basically from what this page confirmed, they disappeared 15 min into the dinner and jude came back along without her! no one knows how she left and immediately after that night she deleted all her posts with him and literally just never mentioned him again. we don’t know exactly what happens but people think she might’ve cheated
↳ user30 damn that’s crazy
↳ user31 yh lol some people I know in the uk say they still see them together sometimes but I take it with a grain of salt
user32 #seatedforthemess
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