#snillinois

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🐍 ssssssnake time babey!!

feat. a late-nite snillinois that shifted just a little bit further from casual than i expected dm’dsmfdsf

[mythbits]

Rattlesnake Illi Fresh off my mind!

Cold. 24/7 Being cold blooded Sucks. so at night he clings. A lot. :/ If your Warm-Blooded, your gonna be like an angel sent down to keep him warm.

Please call him your Big Strong Man. you can get anything you want for the rest of your days. especially if he opens that pickle Jar

Please help him shed. he’s been hiding it in caves/sand. now he doesn’t have rock’s for help so now you can help gently by holding the shed while he slithers out. 🥺

He will Die for you if you stand up for him. Bitch Slap Someone! he may be a little Spooky but he your spooky bby!!

(these are all so cute ! and true...to an extent so excuse me for rambling-)

that is true! he doesn't like to cuddle a lot though, at least in comparison to Bim, but when he does get cold he's more likely to hang around you or available heat sources.

sometimes having to rely on upper body strength when out adventuring, he won't show off often but is quite proud of how strong he is (but will no doubt get a little flustered if you comment on it hdjhjd)

(inspired by a chat Damien and i had) he actually keeps his shed skins! why?.......idk he's weird fjjfhc but he will keep them to keep track of any deep scars, bcuz others ask, or simply just bcuz ('ya never know when you're gonna need it' type of beat).

however, you're correct in that he doesn't mind if you help him out when he sheds! though it doesnt always come off in one piece (his upper half comes off more flaky than whole), he appreciates the help if the two of you are adventuring and needs help getting hard to reach spots :]

since there are much scarier creatures in the au world than himself, he doesn't consider himself that scary in comparison. However if you do choose to stand up for him if someone's being a dick to him though, he's no doubt gonna swell a little with pride! (though he prefers it if you dont hurt anybody just for his sake-)

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Rough Draft/first try done!

RattleSnake Illinois x Reader

CRED: @mythbits

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You Groaned as you where stuck. Not even in your own room but in the middle of the living room. Your Family came over and surprised Illinois. Going to protect mode. 

Now he was coiled around your hips and below and holding onto you. Hissing at your brother who thought it was funny to poke your Inhuman Boyfriend. . With a stick. 

“ILLI! My love please let me go!” You sighed chuckling as He pouted. “But your family’s scary.” You sighed grabbing his hat and putting it on yourself. “Mom! What did I say about coming in without knocking. Or a warning.” You looked over to your mother who was setting down dinner from your favorite restaurant.

“It’s fine honey! I just wanted to meet your boyfriend.” She smiled as you scowled at your brother. “STOP POKING HIM!” You swatted him away still stuck and ended up flopped over the side of his tan tail. 

You felt him slowly let go for you to just barely climb out. Doing so your grabbed the nerf gun and shot at your brother who screamed and ran off. “Problem solved honey!” You smiled and kissed Illinois’s scruffy cheek and walked into the Kitchen.  

You grabbed some [Favorite part of the restaurant’s Food Menu] and handed some to Illinois to eat. “I’m so glad our little Pumpkin is all grown up! With a strong young uh- man? Snake?” Your father looked confused as Illinois looked up and grabbed his hat Back. “Naga Sir.” He smiled as you noticed the hat gone and looked around. 

“So is my sib gonna have weird Snake kids?” Your brother laughed as you appeared “SHUT. UP!” You yelled tackling him and saw that hat. “Call me Illinois Ma’am, Sir.” You looked up and smiled after tackling your Brother. 

Illinois slithered over and helped you up and you gave him a little thank you kiss. “Well this fine GentleMan makes ya happy. Glad to have you Mr.Illinois.” Your father chuckled as you sat down at the table next to Illinois who had blankets and pillows to coil up on to “sit” per say.

[Time Skip til your parents leave because LAZY AND TIRED] 

“Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Later Loser!” You laughed and turned to see Illinois already dragging you to the shared bed. 

You sighed happily and laid down and Illinois followed dragging his tail up there with you and him. Like usual he wrapped his tail around you carefully and pulled you into his chest. 

He set his hat on the bed’s Post and Illi let a few quiet Happy Rattles, gently rubbing your hair and pressing kisses to your forehead. “GoodNight Illi.” “Night Desert Flower.” He hummed back yawning, his ivory White fangs shimmered in the Moon. 

You closed your eyes focused on the heartBeat in front of you. You slipped out of Conscience willingly and fell into a comfortable slumber. 

aww this is so cute! thank you, this made my night :]

[mythbits]

The other Ipliers in the background "Fight fight fight!"

dsbaf the others know it’s a friendly fight/spar, so they don’t really place bets on who wins or loses

(also bonus image!)

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The snake boy haTH RETURNED!!!!!

[text in image reads: “You say that as if I even left!”’]

perhaps the snake boy was in our hearts all along 😔

[mythbits]

May i see some snakey bois?

[text in image reads: “Which one?”]

yes, but which one?

[mythbits]

Snake Illinois go blelelelele

“oh, you think it’s funny, do you?”

(is this communication?? maybe)

[mythbits]

...cowboy time™

feat. cowboy!snillinois snoozin' and @/the-moon-pal's Tennessee playin' a nightly tune

(plus a guest appearance from @/greaserink's bandito!Tennesse)

and snillinois' confusion as to how there's so much cowboy in one man no you gun-slinging idiot that's not how fusion works