Put an “unf” in my ask and I’ll answer… [ No longer accepting. ]
If you snuck in my room I would:
[ ] Go back to sleep[ x] Kick you out[ ] Have rough sex with you[ ] Cuddle with you[x] Be like wtf?[ ] Let you sleepover[ ] Beat your ass
If you kissed me I would:
[ ] Kiss you back[ ] Smile & laugh[ ] Push you away[x] Be shocked[x] Slap you and then run because we all know you’ll kill me
[ ] Cute[ ] Adorable[ ] Pretty[ ] Beautiful[x] Okay[ ] Sexy[ ] Hotass Motherfucker[ ] askjdgfjIf[x] Ew you lay eggs
If you asked me out I would say:
[x] No. We’re already married as king and queen of this base[ ] Yes[ ] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES
[ ] No thank you[x] Yes please. Please don’t kill me.
[x] No thank you, I don’t want to be a father to some eggs.[ ] Yes please[ ] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.