yep. levi is a textbook capricorn in every aspect.
- dark circles from people’s bs, survives on 2 mins of sleep, life is pain, still shaves and showers twice a day or something
- socializes the least... cares the most
- tracks the time for how long to keep the tea leaves in... keeper
- mess with his loved ones, you rather wanna have thanos collapse a whole planet on ya
- so relationally traumatized he can walk around like this n still be a virgin
- somebody bathe themselves in desinfectant and then give him a week-long hug and suck his dick for 10 hours straight life hates capricorns
- loves deeply cause he can’t help it
- every guy wants to be like him, copying his every detail, and we aren’t mad about it. the world needs more capricorn men
- love language and you’d never guess: physical touch
- gets grumpy when you question his clout with the ladies and sense of empathy
- acts and dresses like a crazed grandpa, has a black credit card and cute ass
- combat intelligence 5000. invented violence and trademarked suffering. if you’re up to no good, this is the last thing u see
- only person you can’t be mad at for being an eternal mama’s boy
- surrounded by idiots, hence swears like a sailor
- the only person allowed to do any kind of capitalism. only capricorns know what we really want and need
- actual sense of duty
- better than anyone else
- hates being better than anyone else
- truly inspirational hustler and optimist
- likes animals, despises majority of humans
- v serious expression 24/7. smile = 8th world wonder
- a man of class but frugal, frequently found in suit and tea i mean tie
- obsessed with strict order and cleaning, last person to tell you a mask is emasculating
- anxious bottom bean, must protect, constant existential crisis, this man needs some serious help
- wielded first knife at age 3 or so, aries eat your heart out
- only people a capricorn dude trusts: libra daddies and the gnc ladies + they/thems, god bless him
- ... definitely has a pattern. behold, a sword bisexual. figures, capricorns are so broken they better get double the love
- priority in life: human dignity
- capricorns are so sad even the sunrays want to caress them
- was cutest baby.👇must protect
- only valid gentleman of the zodiac. he’s depressed and damaged by everything and everyone except his horse and you, that way you know it’s real, measure your ring finger
- last but not least he sweet and loyal, there’s a reason why this zodiac sign is represented by the goat and christmas is during capricorn season cuz santa levi is a present
- he just got it all down
- capricorns play life on god mode, here’s the final boss, there’s a reason they’re the last sign in the year
- strong like aries, confident like leo, smart like gemini, tough like taurus, pretty and loving like a libra, as protective as cancer...
- principled like aquarius, invested like pisces, raw like scorpio, cool as sagittarius, as clean as virgo.
- what more do u need get yourself a capricorn they can do everything
