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[arhvste]

My Queen Aisla ♪( ´θ｀)ノ if your love letter event is still open, it would be an honor to receive a ship! 🥺 I’m an ambiverted Gemini standing at 5ft but still intimidate people with resting-bitch-face; you best believe I’m THAT mom-friend 😤 I enjoy baking, drawing, gaming and reading. My ideal date could be anything as long as it’s top tier ✨ quality time✨ ... I dunno what else to put, I’m funny I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I say random shit most times?? 😂 Lots of love! 😘

YES OFC U CAN ILY 😤👍🏽💖💘✨

i ship you with : iwaizumi haijime

okay this has nothing to do with the fact i know you’re reading my smau but

imagine you and iwa giving resting bitch face to everyone unintentionally 😍😍😍

you guys look lowkey mean but who tf cares cause y’all are hot 😌💅🏽✨

like people look at you to admire you both but then when you look at them

they’re like

yikes 👀🏃🏽‍♀️💨

AND you’re the mom friend?

snap! he’s the dad friend so you’re basically married congrats 🤩

iwa will bitch and whine to you about oikawa after a hard day of babysitting him as usual

and you’ll join him cause duh 😹

you guys have a nice ✨range✨ of nicknames youve both come up for him

and makki and mattsun LOVE this and obv join in

i’m sorry oikawa i don’t mean to bully you

it’s all in good light though y’all don’t actually hate the poor setter 💀

also iwa doesn’t really care what y’all do either

but he will make you watch a godzilla film at least once a month with him

it’s tradition

and if you find it boring you can just take a nap on him

yeah he’s been sculpted by the greek gods themselves

but iwa is also comfortable to sleep on?

and his natural scent??

I M M A C U L A T E 👁👅👁

lmaooo he’ll probably catch you just breathing into his shirt

and he’ll get so embarrassed fuevdhshs

his parents love you btw

literally show you every baby picture of him and he’s like 😳😤😠😩🤚🏽

baby iwa in every pic : 😠 😐 😈

his parents will also expose how he used to catch bugs for fun and he gets so flustered

“how comes you won’t catch the spiders in my house when i call you for help? 😤”

“because they aren’t the same as the bugs i used to catch... spiders are ugly 😐”

also idk if many know this but it’s been confirmed that iwa-chan is bad at drawing

so TEACH HIM

PLEASE

all in all

iwaizumi is so chill with you

and he’s down for whatever you are

so even if you don’t wanna do anything

he’s fine with that as long as he’s got you

s a t u r d a y n i g h t l o v e l e t t e r s

[arhvste]

So, I was wondering if you could match me with someone? I’m a female, a Virgo, and about 5’2. My hair comes down to my shoulders and I love when people play with it. I like stargazing, drawing/painting, reading, and listening to music. I like little succulents, and I don’t feel very comfortable in big crowds. I’m pretty quiet, so people usually have to reach out to me first if they want to talk. I love anime, and if I feel comfortable I can ramble for hours about the the things I like.

okay but please educate me on succulents because my dead ones bitch about me when i’m not in the room i just know it 😔

i ship you with : kozume kenma

okay lowkey y’all could hate this but

matching hairstyles

you guys have the same length hair more a less

yours is a little longer but still

one day you both have a pony tail

other days it’s braids

please match at least once that’s so cute fuevdhe

and kenma needs to fidget his fingers

when his game console isn’t in his hands what tf is he meant to do with them?

play with your hair obv 😎

he’s hella gentle

he will absolutely stroke u like a cat

it’s out of instinct though

he gets super embarrassed if you bring it up to him which will probably result in him just playing with the ends of your hair instead

okay but house dates are your go tos

cause why would you go out where there are big crowds when neither of you are fans of them

he games and you paint or draw

he 100000% looks at you when he thinks your not looking

he literally turns away from his screen to look at you

that’s a talent in itself

imagine being that good you make the kozume kenma turn from his screen to face you

also you draw him sometimes cause he’s pretty

and he gets hella flustered

he secretly likes it though

honestly boosts his confidence too

it gives him reassurance that you actually like him 😌

now

kenma’s pretty quiet

but he’s also a snarky little shit

he’s comfortable around you

so he’s happy to talk to you

bitches about lev and kuroo

and he’s pretty okay with starting conversations

usually he won’t go out of his way to but for you he’ll ask about how your day was or just a simple ‘hi’ will get him going

he loves listening to you though

could listen to you for days

he likes the little twinkle you get in your eyes when you talk about something your passionate about

he thinks it’s really special that he’s one of the few people that gets to see that

the more you open up the more he will

and you guys grow together

leading you to have a long term relationship

and you secure the bag when you’re older because he makes BANK

s a t u r d a y n i g h t l o v e l e t t e r s

[arhvste]

hi!! hope you’re having a wonderful day today,, i wanted to have a haikyuu match up! i’m a 5’7 kinda chubby black girl, and i have shoulder length natural hair. i’m a scorpio as well as an introvert(infj) and i’m very uncomfortable around those i haven’t known for a while, almost never talking to them. but once ive known someone im really talkative and almost never shut up lol. i’m very sarcastic, especially towards those i love! thank u sm <333

5’7? MY DREAM HEIGHT GIMME 😫✨

i ship you with : ushijima wakatoshi

ushijima is nOT a simp

except when it comes to you 😌✨👍🏽

don’t tell anyone else that or he might get upset fiehdheb

he kinda likes that you’re introverted

he’s not the biggest extrovert himself so he likes that he doesn’t have to try and keep up all the time

also he might lowkey be a little insecure that he’s boring?

but when he learns that just because you’re not over excitable and very expressive like him he’s like

phEW so she doesn’t find me boring 😥

he’d never tell you that though

okay so he brings you to one of his practices because he wants to spend time with you after to make sure he’s giving you enough attention too

and tendou the litTLE shet

comes up and starts talking to you

and you’re like

😳🤨🥺?

because that mf is weird asf 💀

we love him still doe 😌🤚🏽

and ushi sees that he’s bothering you and tells tendou to go away headass

so he’s a-okay and goes to annoy semi instead

and the ushi is checking if your okay and asking you all these questions

sir relax

you’re her boyfriend not her doctor

listen, you’re hella privileged you were even allowed to come to his practice

cause this man lets no outside soul in fuevdhshs

but THEN

he drapes his big ass jacket over your shoulders and gives you a quick little peck on the top of your head

lmao he doesn’t want anyone to see him tidbdudheve

and even if they did

nobody dares say anything to him

okay but when y’all are alone

he’s so soft??

like he gives you the softest mf smile

and he LOVES when you start to open up to him

loves it luv

could listen to you talk forever

which is good cause he’s not a big talker himself

so there’s like never any awkward silences when you’re together

he’s so proud of you too??

like when you go out your comfort zone even a little

he’s super stoked that you’re not per say challenging yourself, but becoming more comfortable etc

all in all

he’d be a very much adequant boyfie

and he’d absolutely look out for you and make sure you’re comfortable when you’re together

s a t u r d a y n i g h t l o v e l e t t e r s

[arhvste]

Heyo! Idk if the Love Letters event is open, but could you match me with someone, haha ?? I’m a brunette female that stands at 165 cm. My hair is long—it reaches to my butt, and I wish I could cut it but ya girl will look like boo boo the fool 🤡 (short hair don’t suit me)— Im Leo and I thrive off of attention lol. So if my s/o were to give me some attention that’d be,, 🥺 I can be ridiculously rude but I mean it when I say I love my people. I’d die for my loves 😤 especially you, Aisla 😳🥴

haha ✨ 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑘𝑦𝑢𝑢 𝑏𝑜𝑦𝑠, 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑒 ✨

also what the heck? your hair sounds cool asf 😤👍🏽

i ship you with : akaashi keiji

this man can b r a i d

i know he can

it’s the facts luv

he’ll deadass ASK to braid your hair

we know he likes to play with his fingers when he’s anxious

so when you first let him braid your hair he thinks it’s the best thing

if the options there, he’ll opt to play with your hair rather than his own fingers

not even just braiding

no no you have the whole damn package with him

he’ll dry your hair

he’s got every serum and hair mask you could ever need

man has done his mf R E S E A R C H

he will absolutely help you look after your hair

AND he buys those tangle teaser hairbrushes to help you out

he also wears a couple of hair ties round his wrist in case you need them

lowkey like ˡᵒʷᵏᵉʸ he likes wearing them cause it’s like he’s got a part of you with him all day

and attention?

you don’t need to worry about that

bokuto will lowkey f i g h t you for his attention

but akaashi is like

😐🙄🤚🏽 at him

and bokuto eventually backs tf off as he should

akaashi is there for you when you need him

he’s not a simp

but he’s ✨whipped✨ for sure

whatever you need he’s on it

but he does it effortlessly??

almost likes he’s prepared for every possible thing you could ask of him

well i mean he’s babysat bokuto for a couple of years now he’s used to it

speaking of bokuto

he LOVES you

doesn’t shut up about how proud he is of you two

thinks of you two as his own kids furhehdhs

he’s your kid though

and when you’re rude to others

bokuto fully backs it fuevdhshs

he’ll hype you up and be like

yeah she said that, and what about it 😹🤚🏽

and akaashi will eventually just drag you both away

akaashi doesn’t mind that you’re rude sometimes

he’s lowkey snarky himself so he learns an insult or two off of you

we love a secret snarky power couple

honestly akaashi would be there for you through thick and thin

you’ve got his back and he’s most definitely got yours 😼👍🏽

top tier relationship 100%

s a t u r d a y n i g h t l o v e l e t t e r s

[arhvste]

i can’t find the post but match ups have been moved to tonight so they’re open!!

please read the rules etc of saturday night love letters before you send in an ask !! <3

[arhvste]

Hi! This is for the Love letters. I'm really sarcastic and quick whitted. I love theater, sports, arts and music. Ngl usually when i date someone i try to convince them to let me do their makeup just cause its fun seeing their reactions to different products. I am a libra and a nursing major. I'm not very affectionate at the start of relationships since i have some trust issues, but once I'm comfortable enough i would like all the attention please and thank you

nursing major? 😳,, your hand in marriage pls ✨

i ship you with : sugawara koushi

quick witted and sarcastic?

suga will throw it right back

he’s a verablist it’s facts

will straight up throw shade and give you a cute little smile after as if he’d just complimented you

you guys have the best banter and dynamic it’s insane

like you were made for each other

energy? matched 😎

so you’re into theatre?

suga will show up to any shows etc you’re interested or involved in

will support you 100% and run through your lines at silly o’clock in the morning with you if you want to

and as for your interest in music

expect suga to be a SAP and play soft music while y’all slow dance in your living room at 2am

oh to slow dance with koushi at 2am ✨

the dream

and you’re the one who gets to experience it 😌

okay but suga will also sing to you

if you haven’t heard his va sing the little mermaid under the sea what are you doing?

voice of an angel

can and will sing you softly to sleep if you want

also strokes your hair softly

mans chaotic but he’s also a good boyfie

which means he’s also let you put make up on him

he’s ridiculously pretty enough as it is

it should be illegal

but

as you apply it he looks even more stunning

owns the phrase “i’m a pretty boy i’m stunnin”

he’d absolutely takes pics after

and he’d probably ask to try and put some on you

he’s stab your eyes by accident while trying to put mascara on you

and it’s totally okay that you’re not affectionate at the start of the relationship

he gets that

and he’ll let you ease into things at your own pace

no rush

he’s super open to giving you affection even if it isn’t returned at first

just because you don’t give as much at the start doesn’t mean he’s gonna hold himself back from hugs from behind and pecks here and there

defiantly knows where the line is and is considerate not to cross it

when he sees you’re more relaxed and comfortable around him he absolutely showers you in affection

he wants you to know that he loves u very much 😤

because to him you’re the angel who’s his other half

and he’d always make sure your well being and levels of comfort are his priority

s a t u r d a y n i g h t l o v e l e t t e r s

[arhvste]

Uhh— for the love letters event 😳 I’m a pretty average person in literally ✨everything✨ average height, grades, common hair color; brown, and brown eyes, and I also have the most monotone personality. Ya girl is flavorless 😔 I’m an ambivert, not too loud not too quiet, I don’t have a favorite food nor animal cause I don’t care enough to pick a particular one. I’m somewhat nice but also can be a bitch.. JuSt YoUr AvErAge TeEnAgE dAyDrEaM headass 🤡🤡 also never been in a relationship so... 🤭

girl what you sound like u have a good ass sense of humour because i be cackling 😹💅🏽✨

i ship you with : oikawa tooru

okay it’s been knew this flat ass bitch is mobbed with girls

and ya know what these girls do?

they try too hard

they dead ass change themselves to make themselves stand out to him

but ya know who doesn’t do that?

you duh

and oikawa takes notice of that

lmaooo this sounds like a stereo typical “she was different, he liked her 😔🤚🏽” scenario

BUT

oikawa didn’t try and chase after you in a smooth and cool way

no

man was a straight up ✨𝒔 𝒊 𝒎 𝒑✨

literally no shame

didn’t care if it came across as needy

and you appreciated he didn’t hide his intentions and try and move to you like some smooth mf

because he’s chaotic and you like that 😹👍🏽

deadass was so dramatic about it

iwa-chan has had enougH

“iwa-chan if she doesn’t date me i might DIE! 😫😔😥😖🥺”

“good.”

okay but if you’re lowkey a bitch that’s good

HUMBLE HIM

call him flat

he has no ass 😹🤚🏽

make sure he knows 😌

keep this boy grounded 2020

okay but that makes him simp more

no girls tell him he’s flat

in fact if he were to ask his fangirls they’d straight up LIE and call him a thicc legend when he’s just not

the fact that you straight up tell him

he’s like 😍😍😍😍

simp mode activated

oh and you don’t have a fav food or animal now?

oikawa makes it his mission to find you one

the amount of dates to the zoo he takes you on BYE

“tooru, why have we come back to the zoo for the 7th time this month? 🙂🔪”

“because y/n-chan, you haven’t picked a favourite animal yet and that’s illegal 😤🙄”

you may think you’re just some average plain girl

but oikawa sees a whole lot more than that

and he’d gonna do everything he can to help you see what he sees

cause you’re his fav person in the whole wide world (after iwa-chan sorry)

and he wants you to know that you’re fuckin great 💘💖✨

s a t u r d a y n i g h t l o v e l e t t e r s