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[el-dritchknight]

Can't Buy Me A Baby [snoop/irene fluff]

Fandom: Can't Buy Me Love (TV 2023)

Characters | Ships: Snoop Manansala/Irene Tiu

Summary:

After years of being partners (both romantically and business-wise), Snoop thought he heard all of Irene's So-Called Great Ideas. And then, she asked if he wanted to have a baby.

"So I got another great idea.”

Over the years they’ve been together (and been working together), he was used to hearing Irene's many ideas, such as the expected, "Poop, let's, like, put an aircon sa loob!" or the daring, "What if we get a karaoke machine in the bar kaya?" or the inebriated, "Oh em gee! What if kantahan mo na lang yung customers?"

So he only continued wiping down the bar as she sat across him. “Sige, ano na naman ‘to, boss?”

“Let's have a baby."

read the rest on ao3

[joannaofarkham]

https://twitter.com/Netflix_PH/status/1756317099155140836?s=19

THE JEANPIKU AGENDA WILL NEVER END

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING BC OF THIS SINCE IT WENT AVAILABLE IN NETFLIX. THIS IS JEANPIKU CORE ESP THE "it takes two to pandanggo!" "it's tango! god, you're so dumb."

[joannaofarkham]

Jejemon is so Jean coded because he is THAT awkward 😩💀 LMAO Pieck's cringe reaction when she listened to those Jeje songs for the first time HAHAHA (but then she won't admit but she secretly likes it)

Jean's # at the end of his GM (WOW GM!???) HAHA be like:

#PiEcK_mHin3qoUh_(insert monthsary here)_sAyO_l4nq_k4k4r4t :* <3

WOW GM SHIET HAHAHAHAHAHAH and i agree 100 percent that jejemon is jean coded lmaaaooo 😭😭😭 pieck will probably make those puppy kilig sounds in her aircon-ed bedroom while listening to Mhine by Repablikan but she'll text jean with, "ew, ur so baduy, jeanboy 😣" but he'll reply with "an0 yunG box nA yan mHine quOh?" because his phone isn't updated with the new emojis lmaoooo THE GM SIGNATURE IS SENDING ME LMAOOOO

[joannaofarkham]

https://www.tumblr.com/joannaofarkham/741212581566595072/the-snorene-x-jeanpiku-brainrot-is-back?source=share

We will be SEATED!!!

ARE YOU READY FOR FUBU-OVERSIZED SHIRT, BALLCAP JEAN KIRSTEIN ANON? Sorry I got too overexcited 😭

[joannaofarkham]

Adding to the JeanPiku Snoorene brainrot:

Their Spotify Blend is the perfect combination of kanal and aircon 💀 Pieck's music taste must be all sosyal Western songs, while Jean listens to Hambog ng Sagpo Crew, Republikan, Curse One etc xD xD

THE HAMBOG NG SAGPRO KREW, REPABLIKAN AND CURSE ONE SJSSKSKSKSKSKKSSK THE WAY I IJBOL ANON LMAAAAOOOO (no joke, this is exactly would have my and my ex's spotify blend been if Spotify blend existed 15--FIFTEEN?!--years ago and if we didnt break up in text LMAO)

Now I can imagine Jean wearing FUBU oversized shirt everyday while Pieck rocking that cute mini dress while they're listening to F1rst_L0vË_bY_rEpaBLikâN.mp4 😭

Also, Pieck would probably say "ew~~~" every time Jean calls her, "mHinE qUoh" but that's just her being all KILIG 🤣