#cbml

[brummelliana]

Can’t Buy Me Love! (Beatles Visual Novel)

November 1963, a turbulent time for the United Kingdom and the world itself. Four Mop Top lads from Liverpool, in their full digital glory, just waiting to make your acquaintance! 

Can YOU get all four endings?

Lots of historical fun facts, era accurate sets and sprites, japes, blatant disrespect and MORE!

Note: The game is 16+ due to language and suggestive content. Nothing explicit is shown, and the overall tone is too bizarre to be considered sensual, but this is your warning.

There is no Ringo ending. Apologies to all Ringo fans. I simply don't know enough about him and his personality to write a Ringo route.

Can't Buy Me Love! (Beatles VN) by Brummelliana

Can't Buy Me Love! (Beatles VN) by Brummelliana

[pomegranateplumes]

The completed covers to my Can't Buy Me Love let's play videos 🌠 (this one and this one)

Visual novel originally created by @brummelliana

Clearer version of the top one without the background and overlay under the cut ⬇️

I went too damn hard on these lol

[jpmacca]

paulie love do you like brummelliana

if not i'm going to kill you she's my goat

She's that lady who made me evil isnt she?

she is wonderful.

[mold-sp0re]

RATING CANT BUY ME LOVE ENDINGS

paul: 6/10 i kinda skipped past the last of it cause i didn’t wanna read the sexual details and all that, but i can’t lie n say i didn’t laugh a little when john randomly shows up out of the blue then goes to sit quietly in the cuck chair and hit a thinker ass poss😭😭😭 ending frame is a real gem, even if my laptop froze on it for a hot minute and i couldn’t exit out, but that just makes it even better

john: 4/10 eh nothing too exciting in my opinion, thought they way he was described was a bit funny and i like the drawing at the end. also +1 point for this ending having paul say the line “first you want to wank my willy for me, now this”. also the way john’s face contorts without any other part is actually horrifying and i hated seeing that sprite

george: 9/10 i really liked this one i thought it was cute :D the only ending that really felt like dating sim ending lol, you can def tell the creators favorite beatle if the note part wasn’t obvious enough. the end drawing was nice and i enjoy how she draws his teeth, gross and british just the way i like it! we stan george tho. also i agree he looks like a house cat

still sad there isn’t a ringo ending, justice for my king💔💔💔🕊️🕊️🕊️

i’m pretty sure there’s another ending so i plan on doing that one tmw since my laptop died already

[ask-older-paulmccartney]

opinions on the game CBML? you can play on computer or laptop if you have never played and probably find a tutorial on tiktok

What is the cbml game?… I’ll have to look into that more.

I LOVE IT SO MUCH. Paul is my favourite, and forever will be his number 1 fan. — mod

[lucystark12]

nothing makes me happier than fandoms that have a fuckass little crack game/comic/animation series that parodies the story like we have so lost the plot every second of it is great

[lusciousapparatus]

nin reference in Can't Buy Me Love, are we dead ass 🥀

[lovers-and-dreamers]

playing cant buy me love… wish me luck