#snorgy

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snorgy

snail population reduction specialist considering the snorgy

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im losing my fucking shit over sneeg and its variations i cant

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Snorgy #thisismyhumor #snailorgy #snorgy #dealwithit #snails #homeaquarium #🐌

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No Loki, Loki no.

Sarah: One time I went hiking in New Hampshire and we came across this huge ball of snakes fucking

Me: Awesome

Sarah: They were little garden snakes but there were like a hundred of them fucking

Sarah: A snake orgy

Sarah: A snorgy

Rin: Probably Gardner Snakes!

Rin: They have orgies all the time

Sarah: yeah gardner snakes!

Me: Was it a Gardner snorgy?

Rin: aunna says they're not orgies but gang bangs because there would of been one female in all of those snakes

Rin: But it could of been a male because sometimes male gardners make female scents and trick other male snakes

Me: So like the Loki of snakes

Sarah: LOLLL

Sarah: Why would they do that?

Me: "Brother this is going to be hilariousss"

Me: "No brother, brother no, hissssss"

Rin: Aunna says it's documented homosexuality. They're not sure why, it just is what happens..

Me: They were born that way baby

Rin: Exactly! Haha

Rin: Aunna wants to write a thesis on homosexuality in reptiles. A scientist did it on mammals.

Me: I really like the idea of snake Loki giggling to himself as he's being boned by like five other dude snakes who think he's a hot lady snake

Sarah: She should!

Sarah: LOL "No, brother, no!"

Rin: Aunna says 5 is a low amount. More like 150 - 200 snakes

Rin: But anyways...writing down snake Loki pretending to be a lady snake comic

Rin: Oh and snake orgies are called knots

Sarah: not snorgies?

Me: Just a series of Loki being girl creatures and Thor being like god damn it brother

Me: Knotting!

Me: Snorgies is funnier

Rin: Aunna says when she writes her thesis she'll coin that term and credit you both

Me: Excellent

Rin: I really like this Loki being girl creatures thing

Rin: This is just another step into furry porn...isn't it...

Me: Thor has to be routinely disappointed in him

Rin: Of course!

Rin: Would Thor also be an animal version of himself or demi god him?

Sarah: No, he would just be regular THor

Me: Just regular disappointed Thor

Sarah: Yup

Rin: Noted

Rin: I really need to design Jerry's body properly

Sarah: He has no body. He is just tentacles.

Rin: A knot of tentacles

Sarah: Haha yes!

Rin: 150 of them with one obi-wan

Sarah: That sounds about right