#snowballeclipse

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

I have but one request. my blorbo Captain Flynt.

i fucking misread this and drew zane instead. i'm so sorry

[the-glitter-painter]

cover him in glitter pretty please

✨ Ooh he looks so cool! and now he looks even BETTER✨

[spark-circuit]

GAH YOU JUMPSCARE

I SUDDENLY GOT LIKE 40 NOTIFICATIONS AND ALMOST ALL OF THEM WERE YOU

SHSNFKVHGSBD SORRY sorry, I saw ultrakill then I saw borderlands then I saw Zane and

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

wizard with a gun x borderlands. opinions

i dont know much abt that game but uh. gun. borderlands also has gun yes . 👍

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

trick or treat even though I haven't touched this site in months

Treat! You get: uhhh... powdered whipped cream powder? See the joke is, it's called Snowball in Polish-

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

wainlock are turned into mythological beats, what are their new forms?

wainwright would either be Cthulhu or the Minotaur

alistair would be. a dullahan (can't really think of anything better LOL)

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

would it be acceptable to ask for a do-over since you misread my request or am i just gonna have to live with what i got (genuine question)

moo captain as compensation

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

do they ever argue (but not seriously) over what trinkets and baubles to decorate the Jakobs Estate with

Abso fucking lutely. But more specifically, they argue a LOT about the exact placements of said trinkets and baubles.

"No, Winny, this must go on the higher shelf! It will look terribly cramped otherwise." "Only thing that's gon' be cramped if you put it up there's my goddamn joints! I can't be expected to reach up that far for a fuckin' pipe holder!"

It's all in good fun of course. They do eventually decide where to put things, they just really like quibbling.