#snowflake1983

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This is my (and Talcom's) pony collection! She has her derpy n dr whooves collection on her desk, I have my applejack collection in my study, so we combined everything else into this mega-collection!

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**Explicit Language Warning** FUCK RANT

Sorry for the explicit language, but I couldn't word it any better... Fuck the politicians, fuck the system, fuck the government coz they don't listen... Fuck the media and fuck celebs, they're all fucked up in their own heads... Fuck religion and fuck war, fuck all evil and all it's good for... Fuck America and fuck the west, thinking they're fucking better than the rest... Free your soul and free your mind, n fuck the rest, leave the shit behind!

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Idea for an episode of MLP

So I hear John Cena likes MLP? :D

I'd love to see an episode where Bulk Biceps is trying to get into the WWP (MLP WWE) and he gets help from pony versions of John Cena and The Rock! Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy could also feature heavily in this episode too.

I love WWE, John Cena and The Rock are brilliant actors, and I reckon it would make for an awesome episode!

If you agree, re-post this like crazy! :D

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Open for Suggestions

I'm open for suggestions... Give me some ideas guys, I feel like writing! ^.^

No nsfw stuff... Just short stories, poems, cute "love" letters, or anything else you can think of that is tasteful :)

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Mobility Scooter

So, the order has been made, a big thank you to my mum and her partner Bob for their help and constant support... My mobility scooter arrives Monday around 1pm! :) Also, thank you to everybody else who has been there for me and supported me... I wouldn't be the man I am without you all! XD http://www.outandabouthealthcare.com.au/ecommerce/details/6/A008-PF6k+%26%23039%3BMirage%26%23039%3B++Mobility+Scooter

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What's been going on for Snowflake

So, after being in chronic pain in my right knee for the last 2 weeks, I get X-rays done and find out that if I don't limit my walking and get a mobility scooter I could be needing a knee reconstruction VERY soon and then be out of action for quite a while... Life just keeps throwing it at me doesn't it? At least my girl loves me :D You are awesome Talcom, and I love you so much xox Oh, donations are always welcome from anypony willing to help me save for my mobility scooter :) Donations through paypal to [email protected], need to save $4000 to buy brand new, looking at 2nd hand mobility scooters for around $1000.

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Story Of The Cutie Mark

Story Of The Cutie Mark © snowflake1983 (tumblr) 8/02/2014 Snowflake was just a colt, happy and playful, and he loved the warmer season. Ironically, summer was Snowflake's favourite time of year, but he was most excited at the change from winter to spring. He, like some of the other young earth ponies, didn't have his cutie mark yet, and this made Snowflake a little worried. He didn't know what his special talent was and some of the ponies who had their cutie marks already teased him about it. They called him names like "Blank Flank" and "Snow-fool", so he shied away from them and hung out with the other ponies without cutie marks. They were all very nice ponies but got the same treatment from those with cutie marks. Snowflake was closest to two other ponies, Rusty who was a pegasus, and Marksman who was also an earth pony like Snowflake. The three colts spent a lot of time together and were good friends, but none of them had their cutie marks. Snowflake's dad was called Iceberg and he worked at the Frosting Plant where they made all kinds of frozen and cold things, like snow cones and ice-cream, ice sculptures and ice cubes, slurpies and ice blocks. Snowflake didn't like going to his dad's work, it was way too cold for his liking. He'd rather spend time at the local farm "The Ranger Ranch" helping The Rangers with their daily chores in the sun. The Rangers would love telling stories about their distant relatives in Ponyville called The Apples, and Snowflake dreamt of one day going there and visiting "The Apple Ranch". The seasons changed and the weather got colder, and Snowflake spent a lot of the winter inside next to the fireplace. "Why does it have it be so cold!" He thought to himself daily as he patiently waited for the warmer weather to return. Rusty and Marksman came to visit him often and helped cheer Snowflake up. It started to get closer to the end of winter, and Snowflake decided to start going outside more and more to see what the end of winter was like. He was trotting around one day late in winter and notice a sign tacked to a tree, and it read: "To anypony who wants to help with 'The Winter Wrap Up' please meet us on the 30th of this month at The Town Square, anypony welcome!" "Oh my Celestia! That's tomorrow!" Shouted Snowflake excitedly. He wanted to help get rid of winter and was curious to see how they changed everything after winter was done. He hurried back home and got himself ready for the big day ahead. Snowflake woke the next morning full of energy. He couldn't wait to get to Town Square and meet with all the other ponies helping with the Winter Wrap Up. "Mum, I'm going out for the day! I'll be at Town Square if you need me!" He shouted as he trotted out the front door. "Have a good day dear!" She shouted back at him as he passed through the doorway. Snowflake had a massive smile on his face and started galloping faster towards Town Square. As he approached Town Square, Snowflake could heard the chatter of the other ponies that have come to help. He saw a group of earth ponies talking together and making plans, so he trotted over to them, waited for a break in the conversation and introduced himself. "Hi there, I'm Snowflake, and I really want to help with The Winter Wrap Up. Is there anything I can do?" "Hi Snowflake, I'm Bossy Boots, I'm in charge of allocating jobs to the earth ponies. We need more ponies clearing the snow away, and you look like a strong young colt, would you like to help with that?" "That would be amazing!" Snowflake was so excited to be involved with the clean up, he started trotting on the spot. "Hehehehe easy there Snowflake, lets get you a safety hat and a hi-vis vest and get you started." Bossy Boots lead him over to a field that was heavily covered with snow where there were 3 earth ponies getting ready to start work. Bossy Boots lead Snowflake over to the group. "Sledge Hammer, Scout Ranger, Handy Tow, this is Snowflake and he's here to help with The Winter Wrap Up. Do you think you three can teach him everything he needs to know?" "Sure can" Replied Scout. "Snowflake's a nice pony, I see him hanging out at The Ranger Ranch with Marksman and Rusty all the time." "Hi Scout! I can't wait to get started! Oh, nice to meet you Sledge Hammer and Handy Tow." "Hi there Snowflake, good to have you on board, and just call me Sledge, and him Handy. Handy doesn't talk much though." Handy just smiled and nodded, then walked over to a snow plough and made his way over to the field. "Well, no time to lose you four, get those hooves moving!" Said Bossy Boots. After a long day of hard work clearing snow and ploughing fields they had finished. Snowflake was exhausted, but he had an amazing day. As he said his goodbyes to Sledge Scout and Handy, he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned to see Handy, smiling and motioning his head towards Snowflake's plot before walking away. 'Could it be?' thought Snowflake as he tried looking at his plot. Scout and Sledge then made their way over to him. "Congratulations Snowflake, looks like somepony got their cutie mark! And it couldn't suit you better!" Scout said as he patted him on the head. Sledge just nodded in agreement, and as he was walking away he looked back over his shoulder to Snowflake. "Hey, see you at the next Winter Wrap Up, if not before!" "Thanks Sledge! Thanks Scout! Bye Handy!" Snowflake happily trotted home, head held high after a busy day. He burst through his front door shouting in excitement. "Mum… Dad… Anyone home?" "Hey Snowflake, in here honey." His Mum replied. Snowflake trotted into the lounge room where his Mum and Dad were. "I just had the most amazing day!" "I know honey, I saw you working with Sledge Hammer and the others in the fields. You did good work out there, I'm very proud of you, and so is your father… Right, Iceberg?" "Oh… yes, very proud, well done." "But look! Mum, Dad look! I got my cutie mark!" "Oh Snowflake, that's awesome! I'm so happy for you! And it's just the cutie mark for you!" Snowflake's mum gave him a big hug. "What do you think Iceberg?" "Yeah, it's nice…" "Ignore your father, we are very proud of you. Now go have a bath and get ready for bed, I'll be up to wash your mane shortly." "Thanks Mum." Snowflake made his way upstairs, showered, then got into bed and fell fast asleep.

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Snowflake & Talcom

Snowflake & Talcom © snowflake1983 (tumblr) 12/1/2014 In a small town south of Brismane lived a happy earth pony named Snowflake. He was always a very boisterous pony, he was very tall and he loved to joke and play around. He had good friends and a good family. One day he was playing in a river and injured himself, and Snowflake spent a long time in hospital with a spinal fracture. The earth pony doctors had to help him recover and they equipped him with a leg brace for him to walk again, and walk he did! He had his life back on track and everything was going well, but there was something missing. No matter how many friends he had, he was still very lonely. He was missing that special somepony in his life. In the same town lived the cutest unicorn Snowflake would ever meet, yet somehow they had never crossed paths. Her name was Talcom and once they locked eyes Snowflake knew that she was the thing missing in his life. Talcom was very shy and nervous, and Snowflake could see that. He reached out and held her by the hoof and gave her a big hug. He didn't want to let her go, she smelt so good to him. They had to part ways but agreed that as soon as they could, they would see each other again. They finally met again for a drink by the Marketplace River, and they talked and talked and talked… Snowflake was smitten! How had he not seen Talcom around before? He definitely would have noticed her if he had! 3 months later and they couldn't be happier. Talcom was great for Snowflake, and he couldn't imagine a more perfect somepony for him than Talcom. They have a lot of similarities but are very different ponies to each other in appearance, personality, attitude and nature. But that's what makes them work so well together. They compliment each other's strengths and help each other with their weaknesses. They are very fond of each other and hope for many happy years together. What wild adventures will Talcom and Snowflake get into next? Tune in weekly and find out!