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Ok gonna reveal it was me who sent this idea...
Now I feel like I need a fic of these shenanigans like I can also imagine (sharing ideas both for laughs and potential fic ideas...for either one fic or multiple...maybe one cookie sized human and one human sized...human. good at making senarios but not good with writing...also your writing is amazing and adored your last fic so ye!)....or im curious your thoughts lmao:
Idea 1, human sized human:
Human: *runs away screaming!*
Cookies: *runs away screaming!*
Human, looking back and realizes they are running opposite way: oh thank God, they must not be hungry! ^-^
*cookies suddenly pause...and have a convo that y/n can't hear because they are too tiny...said convo is cookies realizing y/n is more afraid of them then they are of y/n...cue turn around and suddenly start chasing!*
Human: NEVERMIND, THEY WANNA EAT ME!
*cue hilarious chase...like the cute video of the guy getting chased by ducklings!*
Idea 2, human sized human:
Gingerbrave: human, come down! We all worked together to bake you this giant peace offering cupcake!
Human: how do I know it's not poisoned to kill me?
Gingerbrave: y/n, none of us want to eat you!
Y/n: that's what someone who wants to eat me would say!
(Maybe cupcake is a peace offering cupcake oooor a trap like y/n says but not to kill em but instead put em into a deep sleep so they don't notice cookies climbing up to their safe spot.)
Idea 3, if y/n was a human who was cookie sized:
https://youtube.com/shorts/deMoAFNp9xk?si=e74Tf-3yPGMKWPuM
Gingerbrave: y/n, we see you behind that tree!
Gingerbrave: YES WE DO! GET OVER HERE!
*Gingerbrave grabs y/n and tries to yank em out!*
Y/n: AAAAA GET THE HELL OFF ME!
Gingerbrave: IM TRYING TO HUG YOU!
Y/n: NO YOU WANNA KILL ME!
Gingerbrave: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
Y/n: I HEARD WHAT COOKIES DO TO HUMANS TO BOTH ASCEND TO GODHOOD AND TAKE REVENGE ON US!
Gingerbrave: NO YOU HAVEN'T!
*later, gingerbrave and y/n are chilling...eating ice cream while y/n is being held by a cookie.*
Y/n: ...ok, you were right, this is nice.
Idea 4, human sized human:
Gingerbrave: it's ok human, just come down...slowly...it's ok. None of us wanna hurt you...we wanna be friends too...see? We can all be friends together...
*at last...after the 3 days stand still...y/n slowly starts to get down and the cookies start to light up in glee.*
Hollyberry: it's happening!
Chef, running out of a tent: hey everyone, I finally found my knife set and my recipe for amazing meat pies in celebration of getting y/n down!
*y/n, hearing that and assuming THEY were the meat and not knowing the chef meant jelly meat, IMMEDIETLY scooted back to their spot, looking twice as paniked as before! the cookies all stared at the chef...like 'are you freaking kidding me right now?'*
Gingerbrave: oh witches... -_-'
Idea 5, human sized human:
*one super strong cookie had lifted a tree and was now waving it at y/n...*
cookie: come on, come on down! Take the tasty tree!
Cookie 2: are you seriously trying to lure them down with a tree?
Cookie: you got any better ideas for treats? We already tried a (cake monster/cakehound) but they cried, saying they were too cute to eat...so we have to result to things that aren't alive or cute! Trees are neither cute nor alive so...
Cookie 2: ....we need a better lure. -_-'
LMAO!
Like I said, there's a lot of various routes that these AUs can go down depending on the timeline.
The poor human is lost in a world where they believe that these sweet little inhabitants are "vicious human eating machines that take them down in packs". Then the cookies are like "OMG the witches are wondering around and trying to eat cookies in the world!!" and there's just so much confusion and tension and shenanigans. XD
Depending on the size of the human, lots of things can be very different! It's mostly up to what you prefer or what you would believe will happen if something is a certain way.
I do love these little idea nugget. They are such tasty snacks to me. <: )