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[hella1975]

"traumatic fever dream" hakoda burns zuko's face?? is that it??? did apollo bless me with the gift of prophecy?

✍️have✍️✍️hakoda✍️burn✍️ zuko’s face✍️✍️

[ebrolutionary]

Omg... they are all alive... and together... and happy... omg

[shallowseeker]

Straightnatural adventures with dad part 4

Me: So uhm, about the semen … why do u think Metatron took it for a spell if your theory is that’s what it represents

Dad: Well obviously it made the angels fall so it was just potent or something

Me:. So there was a nephilim heart, Cupid’s bow, and Cas’s…cosmic seed?

Dad: Well, symbolically, he used it to penetrate and help humans by healing them. You know? So it fits with the rest of the ingredients.

Me: right….ok.

Dad: and the angels fell to earth to produce nephilim… I think that’s metatron’s real aim. Metatron wants them to make a bunch of nephilim so he can get his REAL revenge. Not on the angels but on GOD HIMSELF.

Me: you’re really thinking about this pretty deep

Dad: yeah! Cas is already acting to represent nephilim by being with the Winchesters so much

Me: …..uh huh

Dad: and now Cas is more female because he’s more human but not as female as a demon

Me: ….right

Dad: it’s going to teach him a thing or two and humble him just you watch

Me: I’ve seen it

Dad: well … don’t tell me what happens

Me: I won’t

Dad: actually all the angels have lost their masculine perfection. Did you know wings are a male thing in fireflies? Being flightless is really knocking them hegemonic-ally down a peg or two. Like when Dean went to hell he was powerless and humbled. This is that, but for the angels.

Me: no offense dad but you need to get drunk and go to sleep

[geekwiththeglasses]

Concept: a shortcake [insert race of choice] joins the party. They have no weapons and light armor. They introduce themselves as Wildcat. No one is sure what to do about this tiny person but they look unhinged so let's let them tag along cause otherwise they may try to kill us. Proceed to nearest fight. Fighters get into position and healers start grumbling about being taken for granted. No one pays much attention to Wildcat until someone notices them leap up onto the shoulders of an opponent and start screaming their head off while grabbing at anything on the face that they can get (usually hair but eyeballs and nose work too). Enemy decides that the loot is Not Worth It and scram. Adventurers spend the next two days arguing about whether to kick Wildcat out, opinions varying from 'that was our easiest fight in months' to 'we're going to go broke if they keep scaring off the source of our income' to 'will they kill us if we kick them out?' In the end Wildcat stayed because no one was willing to actually tell them.

[fivefortyfive]

101/365: 21 & Over (2013, John Lucas & Scott Moore)

[emmatomorr0w]

oh my god someone stop me from eating chinese food and drinking powerade i feel like a douchey college kid who thinks he's really cool but actually just sits alone in his room all night playing xbox and drinking powerade and eating leftovers.