What kind of TikTok’s the storm light archive characters would make:
Kaladin: posts random self help tips, films himself going on hikes with some motivational captions. Comments section is absolutely thirsty for him and no one is paying attention to what he’s saying.
Lift: she makes muckbangs, with NO cuts or edits, she eats every drop. I think everyone saw this coming.
Adolin: he films a get ready with me atleast once a week, his daddy is a rich lawyer so he doesn’t work but he does post himself doing fencing and horse riding each day and he takes it very seriously. Of course our pretty boy gets tons of brand deals.
Shallen: Shallen is one of those live painters, she goes to events like weddings and paints the scene live.
Jasnah: she does not post herself as she is running for president (she will win), she does however run a tiktok account to counter misinformation.
Navani: she’s a busy experimental physicist of course, but when that work isn’t all classified she shares it on TikTok nice and simple so we can all keep up. She also makes TikTok’s discussing and explaining science news.
Dalinar: he’s a lawyer but he hated the laws and so he’s running for his city’s election to become mayor. Him and jasnah will disagree but get along. He only made TikTok to follow his wife and sons but found kaladins page and started following his tips.
Renarin: he makes gaming videos with his best friend Rlain, mostly streaming on twitch. Everyone ships them and he always blushes when they do. He got famous on tiktok by doing a rubiks cube real fast.
Szeth: he is a farmer and he makes TikTok’s sheering his sheep, feeding the baby lambs with milk bottles, and he puts little bells around his cows necks. All his animals look extremely happy and so does he.
Moash: he makes anti government and anti billionaire edits, hes also a journalist reporting on corruption in the government.
Gavilar: he doesn’t actually have a tiktok. His death got famous and blew up BECAUSE of tiktok. He died because his head got hit with a hammer. Oops.