#so harmless

[lonelyreputation]

I have read and written too much fluff over the past few weeks! Ha!! Time to write some angst!! 😠😠

[steorn]

I think what's fucked me up most is that I've become the same kind of person I admired most as a kid which is incredible and weird but like.... what a lonely life man

[alienjoyer]

it is currently 3 twenty five in the morning i have spent the last 6 hours watching doctor who and looking after my sick dog but when i finally decide to go to bed whats on my fucking wall. a spider. fuck you

[i-love-pete-and-pizza]

A guy and his girlfriend were behind me in line at Bath and Body Works and he said "if you want a damn bath bomb to bad I'll throw a toaster in your bathtub" and I just busted out laughing

[wontaektv]

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

:3c

[aegyoseobiee]

So me and my friends were walking down the street and this man came up to us and said "hey can I borrow your credit card? Just to open this door here, I'm homeless and I need somewhere to sleep." And my guy friend said "sorry man I don't have a credit card" and the guy says "Who doesn't have a credit card these days? You're lying." And my friend says "I'm too young to have one." And the other guy says "you have a beard....." then he gets angry and asks my other friend for his card and he backs away and says "what are you scared of me? I'm harmless" then he proceeds to steal my friends poptart.

[thefreelanceangel]

 ...and she looks so harmless...

[trillestat3]

If you see 4 black guys in a Benz at Lenox, we're not a gang. It's just me and my friends, say hi.