#so informative!

[seastoried]

why is the ucas application portal so good. feeling so cheated as an american rn

[angetoile]

singingend asked:

"I need flowers that say please stop coming home covered in blood. Its annoying to wash out the stains on the floor."

“Hmmm..... let’s see.... I think Syrian mallow, yellow carnation, scotch broom,  and Christmas rose would work. The Syrian mallow stands for persuasion. So that’s your “please”. The yellow carnation - specifically yellow - means “disdain”. That’s gonna show your displeased with the stains. And then you have the scotch broom. Now this little guy is great to represent neatness! Last but not least, the Christmas rose. It means “relieve my anxiety.”

“How many do you want? Are you really upset at the person, or reeeaaally upset?”

[dragonslair36000]

Life update: I just drank a bunch of whiskey and now I'm watching the shining.