#so swell

[twofirstnames]

OPEN

“I had the WEIRDEST dream that I was voted one of the sexiest men alive...”

[kittnpaws]

I love anemia y pneumonia wombo combo rn. Doing swell!

[akiraeffect]

[sawdustandgin]

If you’re feeling that nine-to-five blues, this might just be the tune for you. 

“Can we just stay here all day, doing fucking nothing? ... I did work today! I did work today! I did work today!“

[zahneroutofcontext]

Radio shows are swell

zahner

[redmagestarlight]

Favorite Mass Effect/Dragon Age characters go

Femshep but DudeHawke. Mostly because Femshep is best Shep and is a champion and crush man like sparrow egg between thigh and then DudeHawke (but only purple Hawke) is me ie a piece of shit.

UUUmmmmm Grunt is my tank baby and I love him and in the mission YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I was so scared and cried a little and then got mad and happy and snotty when the thing happened that you know happened. Then there’s Legion because literally gross sobbing. Then there’s Zevran and I fucked up romancing him the first time and he tried to kill me and I felt so betrayed so now I have to do everything right and shoot everyone down except for that one time I played through and had a foursome with him in 1 and then a threesome with him in the second one. Which reminds me Isabel is my other DA fav cuz I haven’t played inquisition and I have a thing for rogues. Uhhhh also Thane is sexy as hell and I always romance him as Femshep and I love him. Runner ups r Tali insisting on EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT. 

[deciduousprincess]

i dont......go on ao3 much anyway cause i dont usually have time for fic reading or writing but listen..........my ao3 is tainted forever because my only “work” is as contributor to bat/tle/-stu/-ck so i can never go there

[tabbytiger]

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