#so true though...

[troyler-lifestyle]

Thinking about a crush like...

[theowlisthelimit]

At dinner tonight....

My dad: The U.K. citizenship test is multiple choice.

Me: is the U.S. test multiple choice?

My sister: Probably. Isn't everything in the U.S?

[omega-greed]

Cause I'm the kind of guy, that you'd love to be There ain't nobody that could fuck with me And all the ladies want me to beat them cheeks And all you fucking haters, go beat your meat.

[muffin-cup]

Do you have the time to listen to me whine? About nothing and everything all at once. I am one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.

[summerlonging]

[greyson-cooper-blog]

You're lucky, if you fuck Quinn, you won't need a condum.

That would be none of your business if that happens...