#soapmactavish

[evolbones]

Merry Christmas y’all!!! 🎄💖💖 I hope you guys had a fantastic day! Enjoy my present!! some Ghoap! 😋♥️

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[gold0kapi]

Its a comic!

[kcmactavish]

I need them like I need oxygen

[00ops1e]

in honor of boston being full of scottish people rn for the world cup (wish i wasn’t working this weekend so i could go drink w them), i’d like you to imagine soap in a kilt going down the boston cop slide. please and thank you very much.

[whereare-myglasses]

Ghost: What's got you all pissy?

Soap: I can't sit down, stand up, laugh, or fuckin breathe without turnin' into a fuckin' ketchup packet.

Ghost: But you're *my* ketchup packet

Soap:

Ghost:

(Later)

Kyle: Oh god, what'd you do this time?

Ghost, carrying various chocolates and a giant stuffed animal: That's classified

[smalltowngrl86]

Everyone.

Important announcement:

SOAP MACTAVISH IN A KILT 🗣🗣🗣

that is all.

thank you for coming.

[x3no9]

Quick Soap render. I was messing around with building a city scene. Ignore the white void sky in the background lol.

[omgitstatertot]

Just spent an hour making a cheesecake simply because I was complaining about how much gd cream cheese was in my fridge, and my mom off-handedly said I should make cheese.

So I did.

And I'm currently waiting for it to finish baking, so erm

Johnny 😏😋 (Because he's a dog) And GN!Reader

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It was dark outside, a gently rain tapping against the windows when Soap walked past the kitchen, soft music drifting out the doorway as something metal taps against the counter.

He backpedals a few steps, sticking his head around the corner to find you standing in front of the counter, a mess of cracked eggshells, and cream cheese wrappers just behind the mixing bowl. In your hands, you held a round baking dish, lightly tapping it against the marble counter to get the filling to evenly spread.

There was a bit of filling on your cheek, likely from licking it off the beaters that beside the sink, and you were wearing nothing more than a pair of boxers and an oversized t-shirt, swaying with the music as you slid the pan into the oven and started the timer.

He watched you gather up and throw away the trash before leaning against the counter and swiping your finger through the leftover filling and bringing it up to your mouth to lick it off.

"Doesn't that 'ave raw eggs in it?" Johnny murmured softly, stepping away from the doorframe.

His sudden voice makes you jump and turn to face him. "Oh- Uhm. Yes? I'm not really worried about it, though.." You murmur, wrapping your arms around his neck as he backed you up against the counter, his hands settling on your hips

"Mm.." He leans down, and your eyes flutter shut, expecting a kiss, only to cringe and pull away when he licks the sweet filling off your cheek. "S'good.."

"Ugh- Johnny-" You wipe the back of your hand against your cheek, your face scrunched up in disgust. "You're so nasty.."

He only nods, his fingers pressing into your hips as he lifts you up onto the counter, reaching for the spatula and scraping it along the side of the bowl.

It's right then when he finally kisses you, a hand grasping your chin to hold you still as he uses the spatula to smear the filling across your inner thighs.

"What are you doing?" The words are breathless when he finally breaks the kiss, depositing the spatula into your hand as he lowers himself to his knees, trailing kisses from your knee up toward the sweet filling, his eyes never leaving yours as he drags his tongue across your skin, his hand pushing the leg of your boxers up as he goes.

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Lost the motivation 😖 I'll probably continue it later