#soapxghost

[mizushibart]

family gatherings are exhausting

[tanked-up]

Price: Johnny… you’re killing yourself by believing that

Soap: Capt’n with all due respect, Ghost accidentally touched my arm last week and he hasn’t looked at me once.

Gaz: No yeah he hates you

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(141 Groupchat)

Ghost: I thought about holding that exact arm and bending it backwards while he ride-

Price: Son, this is a group chat. With Soap.

Soap: WHAT DID I DO WRONG, GHOST

*Gaz left the conversation*

*Price added Gaz to the conversation*

Price: Nuh uh son, don’t try leaving me here with these two

*Gaz left the conversation and blocked Price*

[ramerooni]

1 rep = 1 kiss

[gomzdrawfr]

pep talk 💀🧼

[lurrlonde]

tan lines

[bottledwhiskey]

You’re such a dream to me

[spookiboogi]

The Alone mission & beyond basically

[lululandd]

smol birb boolies smol man (source)