#sobbity

[furiosity]

the one week when i just want to write all the fanfic is the one week work decides it's going to be extra demanding and throw fire after fire at me to put out

MY LIFE IS SO HARD i just want to write about cute titan girlfriends and cute swimmer boyfriends

[assassinregrets]

i just I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ENJOY ADORABLE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF BABBY SLOTHS BUT I AM STILL SAD ABOUT VIOLET AND SEBASTIAN WHEN WILL THIS AGONY END

[assassinregrets]

me: i fucking hate allergy season but the alternative is worse

D: what, like winter all the time?

me: no, like if trees didn't have pollen and instead they fucked like people

D: oh my god

me: going to the park would be considered so scandalous, like going to the porno theatre

D: actually it would be far worse if people had sex like trees

me: wait what

D: well yeah, like if-

me: NO DON'T SAY IT

D: LIKE IF BUGS WERE INVOLVED

me: I HATE YOU

[evilturducken-blog]

prayer circle for meg to get mentioned tonight

[assassinregrets]

NOTICE: Maintenance next Saturday with planned service interruption. WHAT NO WHY WHAT HORRIBLE UNWANTED AND UNASKED-FOR "FEATURES" ARE YOU GOING TO ROLL OUT AND DESTROY OUR LIVES WITH NOW

[nielhwan]

lets be friends c:

Omg we should plz

[assassinregrets]

cannot find which box kettle is packed in had to make tea in microwave it tastes of despair

[assassinregrets]

SO ANYWAY

I have to clean my house extra super awesomely so my landlord can take pictures for the open house next week (I am moving next month) and I am pretty much the world's most indifferent housekeeper and I have ADHD SO in order to get myself to clean this 500sq ft apartment I have had to write a detailed work plan and list every single thing that needs to be cleaned &/or organized unfortunately I neglected to add a proposed time frame for everything so I have this highly well-organized task list that is COLOR CODED IN ORDER OF DIFFICULTY and here I am on tumblr playing a fucking map game story of my fucking life