#sock anon

[glorytokorblox]

Ah. Hello.

*it's.... you're not sure what they are. Sock-like but maybe not? It's ambiguous.*

Have you seen a birdie fly by? Well, they can't fly. Please tell me if Birdie Anon comes by.

I'll be back. Here's some supplies, for the road.

*They leave a small box of granola bars, two waterskins, and the instructions to purify snow into drinking water.*

-Sock anon.

We have not seen a birdie... Yet. But thank you! We will definetly need the instructions. Now where do I put all these things...

[freaksaken-headcanons]

things we should start doing

Make nolis anatomy weirder

Make guest anatomy weirder

MORE VAMPIRE POWERS THAN HYPNOSIS. IK HYPNOSIS IS COOL BUT ACCORDING TO DRACULA VAMPIRES CAN SHAPESHIFT.

Youburntmypizzeriasoibangedyoursituationship cucking

Let John be happy with his wife please

More of a pet peeve but STOP MAKING CHARACTERS TRANS. It's fine when they've had surgery but when every single one is m/m and the bottom hasn't gotten surgery it reads like you're sexualizing trans people or trying to find f/m in a m/m ship. Respectfully, as a pre-op trans guy, it's weird and it's EVERY SINGLE ONE.

-sock anon

<3

[freaksaken-headcanons]

both 7 and noli make the windows shutdown sound when they orgasm

i love this actually. also imagining the yaai/idiot skins make the you are an idiot sound when they do too. or the sound of multiple tabs opening at once like in the og virus(? trojan? idk)

[literally-forsaken]

noli and seven both had pretty severe alcohol addictions, 7 still has withdrawals. Noli can no longer drink alcohol at all but being a God threw away all of his moral ties, including addiction.

-sock anon

7 you have a son!!! Stop being a stupid alcoholic!!! I hate alcoholics!!!

This is cool tho

W heacanon

[forsaken-headcanons1337]

all of the 007something7s are all family. It's like a family name, the letter is the unique one.

c00lkidd eventually becomes 007c7 to match his dad and be part of the family. Bluudud and Pretty Princess do too.

That's actually what 7n7 would have named c00lkidd, but he ended up only responding to that so. It was also 7n7's mom's name. She passed from old age a year or two before c00lkidd shows up.

Noli would have been the weird uncle if he hadn't have gone off and died.

-sock anon

I actually like the thought of all of them being related, and the 007()7 being a special family name ^^

[lifesteal-headcanons]

tw: minor body horror, only a single sentence.

branzy is a shapeshifter, but he can't choose his form. His body automatically changes to fit his environment.

Does he have a true form? Maybe, maybe not. Nobody's ever seen it. There IS a scenario where he would be in his true form, but it might never happen.

But it did. Trapped and cornered, stuck in the dark. Dark and cold, the natural state of his home. Claws and dozens of mouths, even more eyes.

Nobody did see it, but it happened. Or maybe it didn't. Does he even HAVE a true form? We'll never know.

-sock anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[forsaken-headcanons1337]

SONG PROJECTIONS GETTING LESS AND LESS SURE

Slasher: O Superman - Laurie Anderson. old but good. and weird. really weird.

Chance: A Good Song Never Dies - Saint Motel.

Elliot: A Beginner's Guide to Faking Your Death - Jhariah

Noli: Doctor Sunshine is Dead - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

im out of ideas.

SOCK ANON OUT, 7n7 NEXT

☾

[forsaken-headcanons1337]

I CAN AND I WILL CHANCE TIME THE SOCK OF ANONS SAYS SO

Polycoria, has 2 pupils. Was bullied for this so he began hiding their eyes.

German accent, my pookie's chance introject has a German accent so he has one now.

Specter made his room SPECIFICALLY worse than everyone else's to humble them.

He used to have a higher than average body temp due to having banlands ancestory. Ever since being Forsaken, he can't seem to shake the cold off.

A good song never dies is chance coded btw. one day i'll make a post assigning a song to every character.

Spends at least an hour to two hours in the bath.

i. i may or may not have a 50k word and growing chance fic where he figures out itrapped's deal and helps him infiltrate hell and go on a positive character arc. he throws the Darkheart into the sea of souls. chance also may or may not be the antichrist in this. and is the son of the devil. um. no this will never see the light of day.

-SOCK ANON

next: either two time, song associations, 1x, 7n7, or a random funny general one i've been swirling like a latte for a few weeks

Y’know what, fuck yeah German Chance 🤑