OKAY, SO, FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS, IVE BEEN AT A RUNNING EVENT CALLED HASHING. THERE WAS THIS DUDE WHO KEPT TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME. IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET HIM TO STOP, I TOLD HIM I WAS VERY MASCULINE. THE DUDE ASKED IF I WAS A LESBIAN. I TOLD HIM I WAS A DUDE. THE BOI DIDNT BELIEVE ME, SO I PULLED UP MY SHIRT AND SHOWED HIM MY DICK (PACKER). HE IMMEDIATELY BACKED OFF (FOR THE MOST PART). 👏🏻 SAVED BY A SOCK DICK. 👌🏻








