King Klown Fucker

IT'S CLOWN FUCKER SEASON B I T C H, WARNING if anyone viewing this account is uncomfortable with NSFW content, please leave!! Name: Riann , Gender: Male, Sexuality: Bisexual, Status: Single as shit, Fun facts: Schizoaffective (BPD?, paranoid schizophrenic), OSDD system, Depression, Anxiety (Social, General), OCD, Possibly autistic, need to consult a psych, Coulrophiliac, Teratophiliac, Hybristophiliac, Nightmare Fetishist, Into too much weird shit, Is a kinky bitch, Theistic Satanist, Artist, Writer, Student dancer, Fursuit maker, Somewhat friendly??? Kind of an asshole, If you wanna chat, I’m always open ^^ SJWS DO NOT INTERACT, FUCK OFF 🖕🏻🖕🏻

[autistic--cryptid]

“why are you flapping your hands like that?”

me:

[followthebluebell]

Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

[barin-mclegg]

You... called a cat Roomba?????

[followthebluebell]

Yeah my boss forgot that I'm banned from naming cats. Roomba is blind and beeps a lot so she just kinda moves along until she hits a wall. She also grooms any cat she bumps into.

[cosplayparental]

Op why are you banned from naming cats? Cuz naming that sweet little baby Roomba is fucking accurate af and hella cute

[followthebluebell]

I have been banned SEVERAL times.

1.  i named a cat Potato.

i don’t see a reason to explain why i named him that.

2. i named my three-footed kitten Yardstick

3. i named this kitten Kickstand.  His leg was permanently stuck in that position, like a bike’s kickstand.  i mean, it was until it got amputated.

4. I named a kitten with many toes Terry Toetopolis.  also featuring Kickstand again.

5. i called a kitten ‘bastard’ so many times that it was the only one he’d respond to.  in my defense, he was 100% bastard.

6. a coworker and i had a game going to see how many kittens and cats we could name after harry potter characters before we were caught. (7.  the answer is 7.  ‘Hedwig’ is the name that got us caught)

i think that’s it, but i might be forgetting a few incidences. 

[strangerdarkerbetter]

To all the autistics who are relearning how to stim…

It’s ok if you’re embarrassed to stim in public

It’s ok if you need to try out a whole bunch of different stims to figure out what works for you

It’s ok if you’re self-conscious about your stimming

The more you stim, the more comfortable you will become

One day you will find yourself stimming in public and not caring

One day you will find that your stims flow naturally

One day you will be able to appreciate the beauty of your stimming

And it’s ok if that day isn’t today. 

No matter how comfortable or uncomfortable you are stimming, you are valid and deserve the best. Keep embracing your natural ways of being. 

[pro-autistic]

Autistic teens and adults who were taught not to stim when they were younger and who are now trying to relearn and rediscover the joys of it are so rad. You’re so strong. You’re so cool. I love you so much.

[pro-autistic]

Shout out to the autistic people who used to be called “gifted” and “prodigies“ when they were younger kids, only to then get screwed over by the school system and left feeling like faliures.

Despite what those feelings might try to tell you, you are not a faliure.

The school system failed you. You did not fail it.

[sp00kgasm]

Some stims from after I went into sensory overload tonight due to a restaurant being too loud. This is the first time I’ve allowed myself to stim in years, and it feels wonderful! I spent all day trying out new and old stims, and some made me so so soooo happy.

[thatautismfeel]

that autism feel when fireworks are visual heaven but auditory hell

[sp00kgasm]

That’s why I put my music in really loud! Not only do the fireworks look like they’re dancing to the music, but you can also feel it vibrating in your chest without the problem of actually listening to them!

[loonyloopylupin96]

That Autism feel when…

…is it a crush?

…is it love?

…is it friendship?

…or…is this acquaintance your special interest?

[yirenqueer]

New neurodivergent ask game for the month of April!!

Stimming asks!!!

👋-Record you doing your favorite body stim! (Flapping, rocking, etc)

🗣-Record you doing your favorite vocal stim! (Humming, singing, etc)

👁-What’s your favorite visual stim?

👅-What do you like to chew on, if anything?

✍️-Favorite object(s) to fidget with?

🥰-Record you stimming with a comfort object!

🎮-What’s your ‘idle animation’?

😖-How do you stim when anxious?

😕-Do you have a ‘bad habit’ stim? What is it? (Self harm, biting nails, etc)

🧩-Record you happy stimming to say “fuck you!” To Autism Speaks!!

Free to use! Please ask me these!

[adhdphysicist]

embarrassing vocal stim club

ill go first: i meow when im agitated. im 20 years old and i meow to myself.

[sp00kgasm]

I squeak, bark, growl, purr, howl, and scream.

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Did researching autism just become my new hyperfixation ? Possibly.

[mewiet]

Me, researching autistic traits: Wait, my parents have told me stories about how I used to do that before I even have real memories of doing that.

[redacted-metallum]

Late or Undiagnosed Autism Things!

“You don’t seem autistic”

(after relearning/learning how to stim) “What are you doing?  Stop that”

Internally: “Oh shit that wasn’t a temper tantrum, that was a meltdown because my comfort object was literally taken from my hands”

Obsessed with That One Thing that you can’t shut up about

Being deeply and personally offended by Sheldon Cooper

Asking your friends to tell you to shut up when they get bored because you Can’t Tell

I could wear these pants yesterday, but today they feel like they’re made of Sandpaper, so I Can’t

*cuts every tag off of every piece of clothing ever*

*sees self in every autistic coded character* weird

Watches stim videos for 4 hours like ????? why good

*chews on something* why

Literally eats the same thing for lunch for 11 years without getting bored of it

I Can’t find the Thing I Need so I’m Panicking Now

“Look at me when I’m talking to you!”

Bounce leg bounce leg tap pencil click pen bounce leg

*gets tested for ADHD*  *inconclusive results*

*rolls toy truck over face* nice

Feel free to add your own, also this got so much longer than I thought it would be

(bonus round: you’re AFAB)

[theconcealedweapon]

Any autistic person can tell you how easy it is for autism to go undiagnosed. For example

meltdowns can be misinterpreted as tantrums

sensitivity to food, light, sound, etc can be misinterpreted as whining or being picky

not knowing how to interact with people can be misinterpreted as shyness

one tiny, once-in-a-blue-moon success at something can make people believe that the problem never existed

autistic people often hide their traits to prevent being judged, and may eventually become good at hiding those traits

doctors have literally refused to diagnose people based on stereotypes (girls can’t be autistic, you have friends so you can’t be autistic, etc.)

Because of the possibility of autism being undiagnosed, it’s very likely that autism was just as prevalent in the past as it is now, and affects females just as much as males, even if statistics of the number of people diagnosed say otherwise.

[jest3r1999]

Some Tumblr funnyman: Haha I can't believe some people actually HISS at people lol

Me, knowing full well that I hissed at people from the age of 4 to the age of 7: haha yeah, weird right...

[autistic-wolfdog]

Shoutout to all my other autistics who make “animal noises” like meowing, whimpering, barking, etc. to express how they feel.

[trans-redtail]

autistic alderheart headcannons

packing herbs together is a big mouth stim and alderheart always asks if he can do it when that chore comes around

similarly sorting herbs into their different nooks and crannies is a Good Task and he sits sorting and resorting for hours

as a kit and apprentice, sparkpelt would lay on alderheart. Originally this was supposed to annoy him, but the pressure stim was nice for him, so that’s how they ended up always cuddling

as they got older, sparkpelt would lay on alderheart occasionally to comfort him (i.e. when he was chased by the dog)

because he’s so big, he likes standing on rocks that are balanced and rocking them back and forth with his big paws. a good stim

jayfeather is also on the spectrum and that’s part of why he’s always so distant with other cats; he doesn’t quite know why but he knows that communication between him and others is limited by something

that’s why he’s starting to enjoy alderheart’s company and conversation - they just “get each other” on a level neither of them have with any other cats