#sofarewellthen

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So farewell then, Big Mo Harris, Off on a cruise with Fat Elvis, From which you will probably never return. I shall miss your dodgy deals and your one-liners, Your frequent piles updates, not so much.

June 4th, 2021

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So farewell then, Chantelle Atkins, Impaled on your open dishwasher,  After Gray pushed you and then left you to die, As hard-hitting storylines go, This is up there with that time Whitney was groomed by her step-dad.

September 19th, 2020

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So farewell then, Habiba Ahmed, Unexpectedly written out and bundled into a taxi,  On Thursday night. You had that affair with Honey’s bastard boyfriend, And that was pretty much it.

October 24th, 2020

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So farewell then, Bex Fowler, Off travelling the world after nearly dying from some bad drugs on the boat, Will you come back,  And will you still have the same face? I hope so.

March 7th, 2020

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So farewell then, Adrian Edmondson, Aka Daniel Cook, Dead from cancer just as Jean got the all-clear, You faked your death for some reason, But you were a breath of fresh air and will be missed.

29th February, 2020

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So farewell then, Leo King, Crazy-eyed son of “Paedo Tony”, You hiding in the attic, And spying on poor Whitney, Was the creepiest thing EastEnders has done in ages.

February 25th, 2020

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So farewell then, Dennis “Denny” Rickman, Dead by drowning at the end of “boat week”, You punched your mum, And you were always an annoying little shit, So this is SOAP JUSTICE at its finest.   

February 22nd, 2020

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So farewell then, Melanie Owen, Sharon pulled you out of the burning car, Just like Phil failed to do with Steve, But then you died anyway. November 16th, 2019