May 23, 2022
Morley Imagine
Imagine you're out walking alone at night and a strange man starts bothering and harassing you for some reason
And you tell him to heck off but he won't leave you alone!! And just when you lose all hope you hear a laugh and see a shadow sneaking up behind the man, and then Morley jumps out!!!
And he wraps around the man's neck and strangles him to death. And you say "My hero!"
And Morley looks at you and winks and says in that soft scratchy voice of his,
"No problem, gorgeous. Hoohoohooheeheehuehwuehauahauheheueheaheoohaoohoohihahahaauuauauauaghhh"