STAN MORLEY

Counting down the days till Morley: A Star Wars Story releases!

[stan-morley]

this is just a Crazy little idea i came up with haha idk i dont think a nybody on tumbrle has seen lords of the ring but im like kind of a big fan but not a super big fan i just; like it a lot and have seen it one hundred times but like not as many times as ive seen star wars every time i watch lotor i rewatch all the star wars movies at least two or three times just to make sure that my starwar number is a little higher; anyway i hope im making sense i just got into a fight with my former roommate because her husband is woke so had to take some benadryl and now im feeling a little drowsy, haha i might look up some morley photosets on pinterest just to decompress #chill #destress #morley #actuallycatholic #benadril #healing

[caressofsteel]

another day, another new star wars show

the only thing that matters and the only thing I want to know about is WILL THERE BE A CAMEO FROM THE WORLD'S MOST BELOVED CHARACTER: MORLEY THE TALKING SNAKE??

[caressofsteel]

"he died on screen. he's not coming back" WRONG!!! this is star wars

list of ways Morley could appear:

1) flashback

2) hallucination/dream

3) ghost

4) his neck just did that (normal for his snake species, he was fine, did not die) and shows up to say hi

5) shows up with a new robot neck at a support group for people with replacement robot body parts

6) all of the above plus a stinger scene at the end of the season announcing MORLEY: A STAR WARS STORY

[stan-morley]

7) what actually happened was that Morley used his backflip ability to subdue both Savage and Maul (his "leftovers") and then he hypnotized both of them (which he can obviously do, it's hwy his voice sounds like that) into thinking that he died and he planted mind spores inside Savage (heavily implied by Savage beign yellow) and when Savage died the mind spores were released which allowed Morley to take control of Maul and Palpatine and also Grievous (which obviously is the only reasonw hy Grievous says "Count Dooko has trained me in your Jedi arts" which doesnt make sense otheriwse because Count Doodu is not even Catholic; obviously Morley hypnotized Grevious into thinking that because the truth is too powerful) and Morley has been in charge of every thing that happens in the Start Wars Universe Galaxy and Morley faked his death and is actually alive and in the secret bonus episode of Maul TV show Morley will reveal himself and all the secretss will be revealed and Morley will finallt have full frontal sex with Maul for at least ten minufes

[stan-morley]

What happens when, you stumble into a junk trash planet wearing nothing but leftovers? A dangerous snake boy wh;os job it is to eat leftovers becoems obsessed with you #Morley #StarWars #TheCloneWars #MorleyTheSnake #Leftovers #ReadyForMyLeftovers #Catholic #Booktok #CatholicBooktokProblems #MorleyBooktok #BooktokBooksAboutMorleyTheSnakeForCatholics

[stan-morley]

if you are a star wars stan without being a morley stan then; I am just going to assume that you are either a ph1landerer or a r3pr0bate!!

[stan-morley]

honestly i tbh i feel like if im being honest i dont feel super comfortable with s*vage or his fans atm i know i love savorley i'll always love savorley but idk i keep getting the impression that s*vage st*ans are, like, idk, happy that he k*lled morley tbh in all honesty. i'm not going to put s*vage sta*ns on my DNI just yet, but know that I'm watchin' y'all 👁🫦👁

[stan-morley]

my friend made me watch 100 episodes of, "'Jojo Bizzzare Adventure's" and at first I hated it to Heck at first but then, I realized, that the character, Ernesto P*ssy has a power, called, "White Snake"???? OMG why didnt anybody tell me there was #MorleyFromStarWarsTheCloneWars rRefferences in This Show??????!? AAAAa anime is literally sin, but, they're giving us more Morley content than D*sney is at this point???????!11!?7

[stan-morley]

The Leader of my Bible Study group said that loving Morley is "Reddit"; does anyone have any advice for how to keep my Mind and Heart away from Sin as I grapple with this Trauma?

[stan-morley]

being on the morley grindset will have you saying things like "i NEED to rewatch star wars the clone wars season 4 episode 21 "brothers"" #Catholic

[stan-morley]

how to convince twitter roommate that morley is "giving mother" and "girly pop"?

[halszkaraptor]

i just miss them so much i feel like im going to cry

[halszkaraptor]

i don't give a shit about your cereal it can't love the way that they loved

[stan-morley]

all my OOMFs* understand this; Can You say the Same?

*One Ofmy Morley Friends

[stan-morley]

and; the really neurospicy part is, that this post is probably going to be how sombeody learns the news for the first time 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[stan-morley]

morley kind of mogged savage in this shot; do you think he was mewing?

[stan-morley]

i wanna have MORLEY s*x. at the g*y pr*de par*de

[stan-morley]

MORLEY IMAGINE/POV

imagine you get abducted by the HIDEOUS GOBLIN KING!!!!! and he wants to use you for his GOBLIN EXPERIMENTS!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAUGGHHHH!!!!

but then your boyfriend morley appears and uses his snakely body to KILL THE GOBLIN KING IN ONE BLOW!!!!!!!!

and then he kisses you 5000000000000000 times (heterosexually)

would that be incredible or what? just speajing for myself i think iw oudl scream and cry and maybe pass out. but that's just me; i know plenty of readers would have more extreme reactions! i bet some of you will have heart attacks and die!!!!!!

[stan-morley]

i just found out about this new game called untitled goose???? and??? this is so morleycore????? has anyoen made a version of this with morley from star wars the closne wars?????

just picture it; "it's a beautiful day, and you are a smexy adorkable badass horrible morley"

[stan-morley]

he even plaiagairaized morley 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠