"please be human, please be human, please be human. wait, are you human? is that a rude question to ask somebody? you're not some kind of vengeful fairy nymph thing, right? i encountered one in the wild the other day and i nearly lost an ear, but she did have very pretty hair like yours. actually, she was pretty in general. just like you. ...i'm gonna just shut up now so please buy a potion. or the herb cheese. the honey's all handmade and everything. i mean, i obviously didn't make the honey, but you ... knew that. right, shutting up."







